Your favourite examples of Rare Sentences on the wiki?

[Pinkie]

This level features clouds.

So does this level, and that level, and the level over there, and the level behind that door, and the really obscure level, and the level everyone hates, and the level everyone loves, and the level...

 

[Xiahou Dun]

Players run in a straight line around Bowser

 

[Princess Céline]

It can also be used as a damaging and effective replacement to Bowser's quick but laggy roll.

 

[Xiahou Dun]

"quick but laggy"

 

[Xiahou Dun]

The hen is notable for being the only known female chicken and also for being one of the few things that Wario expresses love for.

 

[Magikrazy]

When that hen dies, not only will Wario never love again, but the entire species of chicken in the Mario universe is doomed to become extinct.

 

[Shoko]

Pizza

If he does not have the pizza, he helplessly listens to the broadcast and has his mind switched with that of a goldfish inside of a family's fish bowl, resulting in a game over.

 

[Princess Céline]

When that hen dies, not only will Wario never love again, but the entire species of chicken in the Mario universe is doomed to become extinct.

Including Drumstick?

 

[Magikrazy]

Well yeah, who's he gonna repopulate the chicken species with?

 

[Princess Céline]

Well yeah, who's he gonna repopulate the chicken species with?

The hen from the Foul Play minigame in Mario Party 3.

 

[Xiahou Dun]

The birds themselves are also dangerous to touch from any side

Blue birds will cause Wario to be launched backwards while the orange ones will transform him into Crazy Wario