Your favourite examples of Rare Sentences on the wiki?

[Xiahou Dun]

Some of the companies that produced exclusive software for the NEC PC-88 included Enix, Square, Sega, Nihon Falcom, Bandai, HAL Laboratory, ASCII, Pony Canyon, Technology and Entertainment Software, Wolf Team, Dempa, Champion Soft, Starcraft, Micro Cabin, PSK, and Bothtec

This is Mario Wiki?

 

[Mintiously]

Off topic but,

Has anyone else seen Mario pose like that?

Ok, here's one.

“I can't believe I got kidnapped... again.”
—Princess Peach, Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door

 

[Xiahou Dun]

Well, I haven't. But this is blatantly off topic.

Some of these glitch titles are hilarious. Some of these sound like band names, lol.

Mario's redemption
Duty calls
Yoshi has speedy legs
Breakneck bangs
Cameras don't like mansions
Cameras and caverns don't get along
Coin Saves Mario's Life
Ghostly Galaxy's murderer-roof
Luigi scream
Pacifist-Goomba
Mallow The Living Dead

 

[Glowsquid]

Pacifist-Goomba

Coming in a theater near you.

 

[Xiahou Dun]

This is a gold mine of lol.

Movie names
Mission Impossible 1
Mission Impossible 2
Mini Mario's Solo Adventure
The Mobile Banana (this one sounds like a brand name for a phone)

Headers for Tabloids
The Bros. Go Crazy
Luigi Wearing Mario's Clothes
Luigi Stands on Liquid

And if you're a band, these are some suggestions.
Heavy Metal Band names
Black Room of Death
Brutal Death
Snufit 'n Drown
Zombie Mario
Killer Corner
Burn 'n Drown
The Town is Gone
Rejected From Heaven
Falling into Oblivion
Manipulation of the HOLP

Track Names
Purposeless Pellucid Partition (wtf is this one)
Bye-Bye Bob-omb
Fly, High, Die, Why?
Mario's Magic Monkey
Die for no reason
Magnetic Forces
Somewhere Over The Rainbow (taken from Mario Kart Wii's glitch page)
Luigi Under The Ground
Talkative Pep
Everyone Looks at the Ghost Forever
Warpulated

 

[Glowsquid]

Purposeless Pellucid Partition

almost justifies the complete lack of quality control for these pages.

 

[Xiahou Dun]

Some of these need to be preserved somewhere easily accessible because somewhere inside of me doesn't want to change these just for the sake of the hilarity.

Mario attempts to catch Donkey Kong by disguising himself as a banana and catapulting himself.

 

[Mintiously]

Bye-Bye Bob-omb

Coming to a cartoon theater near you.

 

[Xiahou Dun]

The player must diagnose the guy's chest by searching around his body until the stethoscope finds the injury spot.

1st level difficulty: Small guy.
2nd level difficulty: Tall guy.
3rd level difficulty: Fat guy.

Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong come looking for the coconut and discover Eddie bashing it with his club; they then trade him a matchstick for it and leave.

 

[Mintiously]

Final Stucker