Your favourite examples of Rare Sentences on the wiki?

[J-Yoshi64]

No, I think it's from one of the Galaxy games.

 

[YoshiFlutterJump]

Gotta be from Sticker Star. Toads are only mindless in that (a little bit in CS, but they got better).

No, it's referring to Galaxy.

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

Indeed.

Panic and fear! Panic and fear!

 

[J-Yoshi64]

Panic and fear! Panic and fear!

I use this line a lot.

 

[Alex95]

 

[zel]

ohh yeah i love some of the captions i just sorta. collect screenshots of em

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

The player must prevent Wario from being ran over by a car in a parking lot.

 

[YoshiFlutterJump]

That must be your favorite microgame to lose.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

I haven't played Twisted, but it does sound amazing to lose in.

I need to play WarioWare DIY so I make a microgame that's like an opposite minigame.

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

Bowser's Galactic Crack

Spoiler: full

|Spa=Grieta Galáctica de Bowser
|SpaM=Bowser's Galactic Crack

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Francis abducting a cross-dressing Mario

 

[Hot Cocoa]

*Wheeze*

 

[ArchagentEverlasting]

What article is Francis abducting a cross-dressing Mario from? I now wish to know.

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

That's almost definitely a Super Mario-Kun adaptation of Super Paper Mario.

 

[ArchagentEverlasting]

Of course it is, I forgot all about SMK

 

[Koopa con Carne]

Mirrors are a sapient species of mirrors introduced in Mario Tennis Aces.

The cat is a character that appears in WarioWare Gold.

Once you pull these out of context they sound ridiculous. These examples have been fixed on the wiki, but it's still an occasional problem. Why do people like phrasing their stuff like "Pirate Goomba is a pirate Goomba", or making generic subjects sound like an invention of the Mario franchise? No, the cat is not character from WarioWare. It's a domesticated animal that has existed for thousands of years prior to the release of that game.

 

[ArchagentEverlasting]

"Pirate Goomba is a pirate Goomba"

This is the most attractive statement of all time

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Maybe it's not a rare sentence, but I love how MarioWiki takes the pains to point out how "striking" it is that a guy smokes a hookah.

 

[Power Flotzo]

Just found a rare sentence while working on refurbishing an article:
"There is a sound when Earthwake is going to hit Luigi and in a split second, it will hit Luigi.
Don't know if it counts as BJAODN-worthy, but still, I find it strange.

 

[Blue]

From everyones favorite area Forum Games

What is going on, dear reader? Why are we arguing? Why are we at WWHQ? Some many mysteries, so little answers.

 

[YoshiFlutterJump]

From everyones favorite area Forum Games

What is going on, dear reader? Why are we arguing? Why are we at WWHQ? Some many mysteries, so little answers.

This thread is actually about silly sentences you find on the wiki, not silly forum quotes. There's a different thread for that.

 

[Blue]

Opps...

 

[Moldomré]

[quote author=Luigi's Mansion 3 artwork]
LM3LuigiSucking.png
[/quote]

It's not often that we see Luigi succing.
EDIT: Btw, the art in question is the third pic in my sig.

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

A long time ago, this was the main page quote for Koopa Troopa, to describe the concept of the Koopa Troopa as a whole:
[quote author=Koopa Troopa]Hi! I might be small, but I'm a huge fan of golf! Care to match skills?[/quote]
waitwhat

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

A small village of Mushroom People and a few Humans is also located in the Amazon Jungle; aside from these two aforementioned species though, it is unknown if any other creatures inhabit the Amazon Jungle.