What would an M-Rated Mario Game Be?

Well thats not even the REAL question in this discussion. I wanted to know what it would be about not if Nintendo would make it.
 
:mario:: It's-a me, motherfuckas!
:luigi:: Give us our bitch, ya turtle ass monster!
:bowser:: What are you guys doing?
:mario:: Making an M-rated game.

It would just go downhill from there.
 
No I think Mario Party is a far more likely candidate to receive blood
 
I think I answered this question before, with a game called Bowser (or something like that)

it's pretty much an explosive tps with bowser as the main character, and a lot of swearing

but that's a stupid idea anyway
 
Maybe I can convince my sister to finally play GTA 4 after all...