Your headcanons

[ThatGuy62]

Reminds me of how I headcanon that every first/notable nameless Goomba you encounter is always the same one. And he's named Frank.

 

[The Nate]

Reminds me of how I headcanon that every first/notable nameless Goomba you encounter is always the same one. And he's named Frank.

 

[Magikrazy]

theres only one goomba in mario's universe. hes just really fast

 

[Marioro]

Peach has stockholm syndrome.

 

[Xiahou Dun]

Waluigi and Wario never were born. They just were spawned from a smile pit in the sewers. Donkey Kong's birthplace is his materializing from the yellow molten butter in Brinstar.

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

A "smile" pit?

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[Xiahou Dun]

Typo from mobile, but my point still stands because the two won't stop grinning.

Waluigi and Wario are also perpetually cursed with blue eye spots, whatever the hell those blue markings are; it's the mark of evil though.

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

This doesn't look very smiley to me....

This is the result of years of bazooka abuse.

 

[J-Yoshi64]

Their teeth are always showing, though. They're like Skakdi from Bionicle.

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

His jaws are too big for his lips.

Unless his face gets swollen.

 

[Xiahou Dun]

Look Away in Mario Party 2 shows glum Wario with a close