Your headcanons

[Magikrazy]

Ah, I remember that.

lovely

 

[freakworld]

meanwhile in germany

 

[Magikrazy]

nein

 

[freakworld]

thats not the problem at all, i have proxies, i just wanted to mention it

 

[Xiahou Dun]

So Yoshi is sexist and Bowser wants to join OPEC.

Great.

 

[J-Yoshi64]

I knew what that was, because I've gotten that message before (in English) and I recognized it.


Anyhoo, in Super Mario Sunshine the Piantas who give Mario Shine Sprites actually meant to give Mario something else, but the Shine Sprites were impressed with Mario's feats and revealed themselves to him.
I can just hear it now. "Wow! A Shine Sprite! I was just going to give you this medal."

 

[Magikrazy]

Anyhoo, in Super Mario Sunshine the Piantas who give Mario Shine Sprites actually meant to give Mario something else, but the Shine Sprites were impressed with Mario's feats and revealed themselves to him.
I can just hear it now. "Wow! A Shine Sprite! I was just going to give you this medal."

I prefer to think the Piantas are all stupid.

 

[Magikrazy]

She's referring to when Yoshi calls Princess Toadstool a "smart-looking babe with the dynamite bod".

 

[Xiahou Dun]

Anyhoo, in Super Mario Sunshine the Piantas who give Mario Shine Sprites actually meant to give Mario something else, but the Shine Sprites were impressed with Mario's feats and revealed themselves to him.
I can just hear it now. "Wow! A Shine Sprite! I was just going to give you this medal."

I prefer to think the Piantas are all stupid.

Me too. They couldn't tell the clear difference between Shadow Mario and Mario and their court system is beyond abysmal, what makes you think they have the brains to manage their own Shine Sprites?

And the Tanukis who sell you Shine Sprites for Blue Coins are clearly criminals.

So Yoshi is sexist and Bowser wants to join OPEC.

Great.

?? why is yoshi sexist

I was referring to that White Knuckle Scorin' thing. Sorry if I wasn't clear.

Is this how people in the 80's acted?

 

[Magikrazy]

Tanukis are the Delfino Mafia.

 

[banjonator1]

Now, I don't know how things go in your neighborhood, but where I come from calling a woman "smart-looking" doesn't make up for the fact you just called her a "babe" with a "dynamite bod". (It should also be noted that "smart-looking" doesn't actually mean "smart".)

this seems more condescending than sexist

 

[Xiahou Dun]

The entire thing talks about her "bod" and her "decolleatage" (a.k.a. cleavage). Kind of like o