Your headcanons

No "gosh, can't tell if it's extremely retarded or extremely brilliant" entry?
 
LeftyGreenMario said:
No "gosh, can't tell if it's extremely retarded or extremely brilliant" entry?
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Well, there is a thing called Fridge Logic. There is an entry about this, located under Fridge Brilliance:

And in Mario Party 5, notice that DK has his own space and this is the only game where he sometimes stops Bowser when someone lands on a Bowser space with a punch. And in said game, it takes place in the land of dreams and wishes, so DK's wish is to help people.

Even better, in Mario Party 2 his bio states he thinks he can take Bowser in a fight.

Which explains why DK's favoured item is the Bowser Bomb...
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The "Bullying a Dragon" entry from the Mario Party article:
An AI-controlled Donkey Kong in 2 will repeatedly go for the Bowser Bomb in item games, because he apparently believes he can take on Bowser himself. But unless he has the most stars at the end of the game, he cannot.

Expect to lose coins (Bowser takes his own turn on the board at the end of the turn in which the Bowser Bomb is won, with a triple dice block; he bankrupts any player he runs into on his turn).
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Nah, DK's true intent is to help your opponents.

Try playing single player in Mario Party 8. He's the worst enemy you'll have.
 
LeftyGreenMario said:
Nah, DK's true intent is to help your opponents.

Try playing single player in Mario Party 8. He's the worst enemy you'll have.
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I've almost never had issues with DK in Mario Party 8 when my opponents land on his space. It's the Lucky Space that I have issues with.

I've had more issues with DK in Mario Party 7, since when a CPU lands on his space, he'll almost always start a singleplayer game and gives the CPU a star.
 
Whenever Waluigi moves to a new neighborhood he's obligated by law to notify all the residents.
 
Yeah, he already notified all residents by the time he's finished mentioning the time. ;)
 
Bowser isn't as stupid as you might think but he is very emotional and as a result leaps before he looks.
 
I don't think Bowser is that stupid either. Just hot-headed and so proud he doesn't listen to reasonable advisors that object to him.
 
LeftyGreenMario said:
I don't think Bowser is that stupid either. Just hot-headed and so proud he doesn't listen to reasonable advisors that object to him.
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Which is why he is actually a freedom fighter for the koopa kind against the tyranny of the evil mario and mushroom folk.

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