last person to post wins

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You mean me?
 
But if this topic is called "last user to post wins" but you don't post, that doesn't mean you win. Am a raight?
 
I won for two days, cuz I was the last person to post for that long.

Spinosaurus said:
Try breaking out by doing absolutely nothing.
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I did absolutely nothing, even making my breathing and heartbeat so slow that you can't even detect them. They took me out of the straitjacket as I kept doing nothing, but then they put me in some sort of wooden box. Now they seem to be carrying me somewhere. I can hear organ music from outside. I wonder where I am?
 
But... I have to do absolutely nothing. My lifelong dream... to be like Luigi... if I do nothing I'll win... What's that noise... a bell tolling... maybe it's the victory bell... the sound of my sweet success... something is falling onto the box I'm in... it's starting to cover it! Wait! It's drowning out the noise of my victory bell! STOP! Why is no one celebrating? They loved it when Luigi did nothing. Why are they leaving me here? I'm trapped! There's nothing I can...
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Wait.
In here I can do nothing. I can finally fulfill my dream. It's getting hard to breath. I've won. In this darkness... I've finally... become... like... him...



:dry:
 
At least now that he's died, then he won't be able to do anything, which means he will endlessly win by doing absolutely nothing... while still being dead.