9. Big Top- Half of the problem. Does not stop talking, you can't make it go away.
8. MC Ballyhoo- The other half of the problem. Does not stop talking, you can't make him go away, the only use I've ever found for him is as a text tone for annoying people (i.e., I know to run away screaming rather than answer the phone).
7. Baby Yoshi- How do you make a character that cute look so evil?
6. Gold Mario- Boring, unoriginal, sounds like Mario drowning, looks evil, ruins the expression "I'll eat my hat" (Because no-one eats a hat made of metal).
5. Metal Mario- Boring, unoriginal, sounds like Mario drowning, looks evil, is evil (His Circuit Special and Sport Bike varnishes are the Bowser Oil ones), ruins the expression "I'll eat my hat" (Because no-one eats a hat made of metal).

WHY DOES HE HAVE A SMILEY? I'D SAY IT'S A FROWNY!
4. Pink Gold Peach- Boring, unoriginal, sounds like Peach drowning, looks evil, ruins the expression "I'll eat my hat" (Because no-one eats a hat made of metal with diamonds in it), ruins the Badwagon's reputation. Oh, and PROBABLY THE REASON THAT KAMEK GOT KICKED OUT OF MARIO KART 8 AND MARIO KART IN GENERAL AGAIN!

WHY DOES SHE HAVE A SMILEY? I'D SAY IT'S A FROWNY! AND KAMEK DOESN'T HAVE ONE? THAT'S PROBALY HER FAULT TOO! WAY TO GO, PINK GOLD PEACH!
3. Baby Peach- Nintendo's third most evil creation to date.
2. Baby Daisy- Nintendo's second most evil creation to date. What a way to ruin a great character!
1. Baby Rosalina- Nintendo's most evil creation to date! If you think it is cute, you are most likely completely crazy!