Game Theory: Mario is COMMUNIST?!?

Toad Eightyfive said:
Time Turner said:
Pyro said:
I'm not "offended" or "raging" about this, I'm just weirded out because it's outlandish and with no evidence.
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That tends to be the norm for MatPat's videos.
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...?

I get the "outlandish" part, but, aside from this episode and the "Wario is 10 Feet Tall" goof, he usually backs himself up well.
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Yea the whole "wario's height" thing ruined that whole episode for me, he should have scrapped that, because there is no way he is that tall.
 
Hobbes said:
A former crat. He suddenly disappeared, but no, he's not dead.
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Well, hopefully he's not dead. Suddenly demoting himself out of the blue (the only preamble being him enacting his final proposal two days before its deadline in the minutes before he declared that he "can no longer peform functions necessary of MarioWiki") and disappearing forever... It's always made me wonder if something bad happened to him...
 
New theory: Mario is John Goodman

They're both actors
They're both Plumbers
They've both had moustaches in their past
They're both overweight
They both have a woman they love dearly (Peach and Mrs. Goodman)
They both have worn red once in their lives
Both of them exchange their red for white whenever they touch a fire flower
They both get high off mushrooms
They're both been to America
They both have a thinner, taller brother (Luigi and David Hyde Pierce)
They're both got an evil twin (Wario and Brendan Gleeson)
Their evil twins have both got brothers (Waluigi and David Tennant)
Both their rivals are Blue hedgehogs (Sonic and David Spade)
They have a large turtle for a nemesis (Bowser and Will Ferrell)
They both like spaghetti
They both recommend you use the enclosed instruction booklet

Coincidence? I think not.
 
Now try to connect to this stuff


  • Mario too european
    • Dk hates american imperialism for his island own food.
      • Stalin's hat have a flat top but Mario's hat don't have.
      • Wario is also a mischivous C.E.O of a video game company who enjoys farming


      Did any come piece together?
 
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Champion of the working class.
 
this thread is old but i have some facts from my old mario files. first off, how old IS mario?? having a nice beer belly and stach means hes at least in his 40s, but if hes only in his 40s does that make luigi in his 40s too (different topic, wont delve into here) but anyway... the old expression "its red its dead"(red being communists) started during the vietnam war days but that was like over 60 years ago... so maybe you could argue that mario and luigis father was fighting for the vietcong during the veitnam war. marios dad was a coward (luigi gets that from his dad) and left vietnam for italy, where he met mario and luigis mom who was a communist from her fathers side during the WWII days. so now you have a communist vietnamese (asian) dad and communist italian (italian) mom who macked it up momma mia style and got pregnant with baby mario. this is where the curveball comes in... while pregnant with mario, marios parents moved to japan (bingo!) where he was born on the footstep of nintendo in tokyo. eventually luigi came too. that explains why they are also japanese. looking at the stats you can tell that mario is 50% vietnamese, 50% italian, a japanese citizen, but 100% "communist"
 
Vietnam was 1963-1975 or so, that would be 40-50 years ago.

So he would be born during the Vietnam war.

Unless you count 1981 as the starting point...
 
good catch 85 but his coward communist dad ditched vietnam right at the start of the war like in 63' and was born in 64' and in 81 he was 17~ for his first game (over legal working age)
 
WagNak said:
this thread is old but i have some facts from my old mario files. first off, how old IS mario?? having a nice beer belly and stach means hes at least in his 40s, but if hes only in his 40s does that make luigi in his 40s too (different topic, wont delve into here) but anyway... the old expression "its red its dead"(red being communists) started during the vietnam war days but that was like over 60 years ago... so maybe you could argue that mario and luigis father was fighting for the vietcong during the veitnam war. marios dad was a coward (luigi gets that from his dad) and left vietnam for italy, where he met mario and luigis mom who was a communist from her fathers side during the WWII days. so now you have a communist vietnamese (asian) dad and communist italian (italian) mom who macked it up momma mia style and got pregnant with baby mario. this is where the curveball comes in... while pregnant with mario, marios parents moved to japan (bingo!) where he was born on the footstep of nintendo in tokyo. eventually luigi came too. that explains why they are also japanese. looking at the stats you can tell that mario is 50% vietnamese, 50% italian, a japanese citizen, but 100% "communist"
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whaddahek
 
My Mario is not a Communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is *not* a porn star!
 
fantanoice said:
My Mario is not a Communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is *not* a porn star!
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Abe Simpson
 
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