The Worst Kong

[Ray Trace]

Attractive human body with Candy Kong? I don't really find it attractive at all.

I guess Candy does look too much of a human though. Too unnatural compared to the other Kongs.

 

[Gumball Machine]

If the cartoon counts, I'm gonna say Bluster. The only reason he's a success in life is because of his mother's barrel factory and he constantly flirts with Candy even though she bluntly states she's only interested in DK.

 

[UltraMario]

Lanky Kong

WHY
WHY

 

[Koopaul]

Attractive human body with Candy Kong? I don't really find it attractive at all.

I guess Candy does look too much of a human though. Too unnatural compared to the other Kongs.

Whether we find it attractive or not doesn't matter, she was designed with the idea of being attractive. Large chest, skimpy outfit, that stuff. Those are attractive ideas, but put on something that humans don't consider attractive.

 

[NSY]

Lanky Kong

WHY
WHY

he claims to have voted them all