What if your avatar met the avatar above?

[J-Yoshi64]

I fixed a problem with the toilet in my dormroom before break. You and Luigi would be proud.

 

[Princess Céline]

Whatever you do, don't touch the toxic waste.

 

[Xiahou Dun]

Duh, that's why we wear gloves.

And of course we're proud of you. But if you ever need our help, you can always call!

 

[Princess Céline]

Duh, that's why we wear gloves.

And of course we're proud of you. But if you ever need our help, you can always call!

This toxic waste is so dangerous, not even gloves will protect you. To cross it safely, you need something to jump inside, like a backpack.

 

[Xiahou Dun]

I'll get a powerup! Those never fail Mario!

 

[Princess Céline]

Sensors indicate there is not enough weight to push the big red switch. You need something mechanical that's also heavy.

 

[Xiahou Dun]

Wario! He's both! And he's not smart, he's perfect.

 

[Princess Céline]

There are reports of a clogged toilet..........in the bathroom! *DING!*

 

[Xiahou Dun]

Something's gumming up the plumbing. I'm checking that out. Better not be those blasted Shellcreepers.

 

[TPG]

Ay, you! Didn'tcha drill it into ya thick skull? Don't come round these parts, aight big-bones?

 

[Princess Céline]

Beware of the cables lying around in the cable room.