You Know You've Played Mario Games Too Much When...

[Mintiously]

You hijack a go-kart and start going around a cosplay convention dressed as Death Stare Luigi hitting people with Green Shells. Yes, this actually happened.

XD

You see a lady that looks like and ask her how her lumas are doing

 

[toadstool34]

You know you've been playing mario too much if you think light blue flowers are ice flowers, and you think you can freeze your enemies.

 

[TinTinfinite]

...you think that paintings are levels.

 

[Mintiously]

...you think that paintings are levels.

And you jump in, and the painting tears.

 

[Lovely Shroomy]

You want to have big clear pipes, like the ones in Super Mario 3D World, between the rooms in your house.

 

[NathanBros]

When you go running after red mushrooms ...

 

[Mintiously]

Jumping off a cliff thinking you have 5 lives or something.

 

[Lumastar]

Jumping off a cliff thinking you have 5 lives or something.

Rest in peach.

 

[Mintiously]

Jumping off a cliff thinking you have 5 lives or something.

Rest in peach.

Nice pun.


You play Mario Party in real life.

 

[Magikrazy]

You go on a Mario forum and create a thread called "You Know You've Played Mario Games Too Much When..."

 

[Specific Neptune]

you see a cloud and hide under a house in fear of spiny shells falling down from the sky

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

You think the A. muscaria mushroom is good for you.

 

[Mintiously]

You find a leaf and hope that you turn into a Takooni.

 

[Yoshi100_Aus]

When you eat a yellow flower expecting to be able to throw golden fireballs that turn bricks and enemies into coins.

When you hammer someone and they turn small.

When you hammer someone else and they go underground.

 

[TheFalconPunchMaster]

~When you have a framed poster of him on your wall.
~When every time you sell a mallet, you have the sudden urge to pick it up and bonk enemies with it.
~When you dress up in a Tanuki fursuit and expect to be able to use your tail as an attack.

 

[Paper Jorge]

You go on a Mario forum and create a thread called "You Know You've Played Mario Games Too Much When..."

maaaan...

 

[RandomYoshi]

you instantaneously associate real life sayings, or even phrases that are slightly similar to, the titles of random Mario Party minigames, and can describe the winning strategy for them on the go.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

You say, "don't look at a mouth of a gift Yoshi" rather than "mouth of a gift horse".

This actually happened.

 

[TinTinfinite]

...this happened.

 

[Kingfawful4321]

your wife left you

 

[KoopartolBB]

when you start playing horrible online mario games.

 

[Dashbot]

you know you've played Mario games too much when you remember him while shaving your mustache