You Know You've Played Mario Games Too Much When...

when you think blue mushrooms will make you small.
 
when you think blue shelled critters can blow stuff up
 
When you throw turtle shells at crazy drivers.
 
When you think Mario and Luigi actually have a plumbing business.
 
When you want to enlarge your nose to be like Waluigi's.
 
You start wondering if Mario's overalls are denim or elastic.
 
When you ditch your job making $700,000 a year to become a second-rate plumber.
 
When you think that mustaches make the man.
 
When you think that it's possible for man and dinosaur to live together peacefully.
 
When you think you can actually throw fire without burning yourself.
 
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