Slippery Slope

When you wind up in the middle of a holdup, you get even more bored.
 
When you get even more bored, you make something happen.
 
When you cut in line, the emergency check-out line justice department intervenes.
 
When the emergency check-out line justice department intervenes, you are illegally deported to Nicaragua.
 
When you are illegally deported to Nicaragua, your plane crashes in the Bermuda Triangle. (next post is the finisher btw)
 
When your plane crashes in the Bermuda Triangle, you assassinate the president.
 
Don't assassinate the president.

When you go to make yourself a sandwich, you notice you're out of meat.
 
When you go kill an animal, PETA files a highly publicized and exaggerated lawsuit against you.
 
When you go bankrupt, you get desperate.
 
When you go hold up a grocery store, you become a man on the run.
 
When you train to be a master thief, you rob famous museums as "The Chartreuse Cat".
 
When you rob famous museums as "The Chartreuse Cat", you donate all the things toward a museum on Mars.
 
And when you donate all the things to a museum on Mars, you attract the attention of intergalactic trading police forces.

Don't attract the attention of intergalactic trading police forces.

Next post starts.
 
When you wonder how to get down, you need to get inventive.
 
When you invent an elastic robot arm, you become a big-shot inventor.
 
When you invent a machine to cause the apocalypse, your hideout is infiltrated by a British spy.
 
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