Slippery Slope

Bop1996

Power Star
Retired Wiki Staff
Alright, so if you've seen those DirecTV commercials in which some poor consequence of Cable causes a chain reaction of events that always end disastrously, this is very similar. You start with a simple, mundane event that happens every day, and escalate it for ten posts until you wind up in a horrible situation that would never really happen based off the original event.

I'll start:

When you are too lazy to get yourself some food, you become hungry.
 

Bop1996

Power Star
Retired Wiki Staff
When you go to jail for thirty years, you get desperate and plan a prison riot.
 

Mario4Ever

A price for everything.
Retired Wiki Staff
When you stick your pitchfork into someone else's eye, you are surrounded by armed guards.
 

GutsehMan

Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Paul Heyman.
When you're forced into a jail cell with Steve the Crazy Ax Killer, you find out he loves My Little Pony.
 

SonicMario

Star Spirit
When you find out he loves My Little Pony, You get punched in the face during a "Who's Best Pony" argument in the jailcell
 

Lily x

Goodbye
When you steal someone elses nose, you make another person have an amputated body part due to your selfishness.
 

Nabber

Artisanal Cheese Taster
When you make another person have an amputated body part due to your selfishness, you start a fashion fad.
 

Bop1996

Power Star
Retired Wiki Staff
When you can fly, you test your limits.
 

Bop1996

Power Star
Retired Wiki Staff
Yeah, but it's not a big deal.

We should probably start over tho since we've gone from being hungry to burning alive.

When you go clothes shopping for hours on end, you get restless.
 

Ernest Fine

Dreamboat
Chat Operator
Core 'Shroom Staff
Retired Forum Mod
Retired Wiki Staff
When you get restless, you want to stab Smasher.

...what, just me? Okay.
 

Ernest Fine

Dreamboat
Chat Operator
Core 'Shroom Staff
Retired Forum Mod
Retired Wiki Staff
When you get chased by angry guards, they want your number.
 

Ernest Fine

Dreamboat
Chat Operator
Core 'Shroom Staff
Retired Forum Mod
Retired Wiki Staff
When you plan to kill Smasher together, you are successful.
 
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