Slippery Slope

[Time Turner]

When you have parties with famous people, the party ends up being robbed.

 

[Nabber]

When your party ends up being robbed, people don't like you anymore.

 

[Time Turner]

When people don't like you anymore, you become depressed.

 

[Nabber]

When you become depressed, you end up reading the Twilight novels.

 

[Lily x]

When you read twilight novels you become a fangirl

 

[MCS]

When you become a fangirl, you start desperately trying to reach Robert Pattinson by phone.

 

[Time Turner]

When you start desperately trying to reach Robert Pattison by phone, you start stalking him outside his house.

 

[MCS]

When you start stalking him outside his house, he finds out and you appear on the news.

 

[Nathan Fielder]

When you appear on the news, you become famous.

 

[Time Turner]

When you become famous, you become a target for assassination.

 

[MCS]

When you become a target for assassination, you get shot.

(We were past 10 posts anyway)

Someone start over.

 

[Time Turner]

When you want a new bike, you need money.

 

[Nabber]

When you need money, you take on a job as a hitman.

 

[Lily x]

When you take on the job as a hitman, you have to kill people

 

[Time Turner]

When you have to kill people, you end up killing the president.

 

[Nabber]

When you end up killing the president, you have to go into hiding.

 

[New Super Mario]

Post Count: 6 (That will help)

When you go into hiding, you get attacked by rabid squirrels

 

[Nathan Fielder]

When you get attacked by rabid squirrels, they kidnap you and force the president to pay $500 for your safe return.

 

[Rocker64]

when that happens, the president refuses and you are stuck being tortured by rapid squirrels.

 

[Nathan Fielder]

When the president refuses and you are stuck being tortured by rabid squirrels, you assassinate the president.

 

[Rocker64]

When you assassinate the president a swat team hunts you down and murders you. All because you didn't buy DirecTv!

 

[MCS]

When you get bored, you go outside and play.

 

[SonicMario]

When you go outside and play, you get a sunburn.

 

[Bop1996]

When you get a sunburn, you go to the store and buy some lotion for it.

 

[Raiko Horikawa]

When you go to the store to buy some lotion, you wind up in the middle of a holdup.