Slippery Slope

[Bop1996]

When you burn the world, the refugees all gather together and plot to take you down.

 

[LN1]

When the refugees take you down, they die because they forgot to set a new civilization where they can live.

 

[Bop1996]

When the refugees refuse to form a new civilization, the world is repopulated by four people.

 

[Weasel]

When the world is populated by four people, inbreeding becomes inevitable.

 

[Bop1996]

And when inbreeding becomes inevitable, the world is populated by people with two tongues.

Don't be the indirect cause of a world populated by people with two tongues.

Next post starts.

 

[LN1]

After you run a marathon, you're thirsty.

 

[Nathan Fielder]

When you're thirsty, you want to stab Smasher.

 

[Lily x]

When you want to Smasher, it makes MCD happy.

 

[New Super Mario]

When you get MCD happy, he massages your neck.

 

[LN1]

When he massages your neck, you gain the ability to make a civilization on Pluto.

 

[Nathan Fielder]

When you gain the ability to make a civilization on Pluto, you build one on Venus instead.

 

[LN1]

When you build a civilization on Venus, you cause the armageddon

 

[Nathan Fielder]

When you cause the armageddon, a lot of worms are killed.

 

[LN1]

When all those worms die, their souls kill your civilization.

 

[MCS]

And when the souls kill your civilization, you're stuck on Venus alone.

Don't get stuck on Venus alone.

(next person starts)

 

[Mario4Ever]

After a long day at work/school, you watch TV.

 

[Master Crash]

When you watch TV, you realize your TV is actually a Transformer.

 

[SonicMario]

When you realize your TV is a Transformer, you think you're insane.

 

[MCS]

When you think you're insane, you get a psychiatrist.

 

[Nathan Fielder]

When you get a psychiatrist, you explain your problems to him.

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

When you explain problems, you reveal deep, personal secrets.

 

[Nathan Fielder]

When you reveal deep, personal secrets, your psychiatrist laughs at you.

 

[MCS]

When your psychiatrist laughs at you, you kick him in places that weren't meant to be kicked.

 

[New Super Mario]

When you kick him in places that weren't meant to be kicked, he kicks you back harder.

 

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When he kicks you back harder, he bans you from his office.

Don't let him ban you from his office.