Give the next poster an item

[Xiahou Dun]

Sounds delicious, and can I have the wedding dress? My avatar and all...

Next user gets a hug from me!

 

[Koops]

That’s nice I guess. And despite what that sounds like, I’m really not being sarcastic, hugs are great.

Next poster gets some gorgeous hair from my fastly grown back mustache, which hasn’t grown back full yet, but it’s pretty darn fast at the rate it’s growing.

 

[J-Yoshi64]

If you gave away your mustache hair, you wouldn't have a mustache anymore and would have to regrow it.

The next user gets a translucent Yoshi figurine in their choice of color.

 

[Noct]

I proudly place it next to my Amiibo/World of Nintendo figure collection on my dresser.

Next person enters light speed.

 

[Mister Apple]

Woah, I'm in the year 2117. Nintendo have finally updated their copyright policy!
...just kidding.
Next user gets dissapointment.

 

[J-Yoshi64]

I don't have a Switch, so I kind of already have this.

The next poster gets a neck massage

 

[Koops]

Yeah, a bit to the left please!

Next user gets a game.

 

[Noct]

Now I won't have to wait forty-seven more days for Odyssey.

Next person gets a Reggie Fils-a-mech.

 

[LED42]

...What?

Nixt isir gits i liptip (i midi ictivitid)

 

[Astro-Lanceur]

blue shell mwahahaha

 

[J-Yoshi64]

I will now use it on myself during Versus mode against my brother.

The next user gets the Star Rod from Paper Mario.