The Official Rant About SpongeBob Thread

It used to be good.

It now sucks.

And with brain bleaches called The Splinter and Squid House Fancy, it deserves complaint and urging potential new watchers of Spongebob to proceed with caution.
 
Mario's Drunken Holiday Special said:
Plus, what's the content of his reviews? Is it appropriate for children? I doubt it.
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He does swear sometimes so he's not really too much of a child-friendly reviewer. But he does basically give what these bad Spongebob episodes deserve. (He of course doesn't only do bad Spongebob episodes. He has a series called Animated Atrocities where he covers a bunch of other animated stuff that are pretty terrible. He also have the opposite of that in regards to Admirable Animations.)
 
Dr. Javelin said:
but they're kids!

it doesn't matter to them how bad a show is, they'll still watch it
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I don't think you're giving kids enough credit. We shouldn't just let kids watch stupid crap because they're kids. They also deserve quality entertainment.

I wish we had more shows like TLA and Korra. These are very good shows for kids (and adults) and are much better than all the other crap for kids these days.
 
Northern Verve said:
and Spongebob, You're Fired!
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>cartoonlover983 days ago
>come on, i liked this episode...
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Oh my.

Also, I feel a bit cynical towards this reviewer. He also does reviews of MLP episodes, which is probably why SonicMario knows about him in the first place.
 
Lario said:
Also, I feel a bit cynical towards this reviewer. He also does reviews of MLP episodes, which is probably why SonicMario knows about him in the first place.
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Yeah I won't deny it's how I found him. But even if you're not interested in what he does for that show. He does do some good things that's non-MLP related (Even if there are a few times in those videos he mentions MLP, like he mentions the episode Magical Mystery Cure in the Atlantis Squarepantis review).
 
Northern Verve said:
Lario said:
Also, I feel a bit cynical towards this reviewer. He also does reviews of MLP episodes, which is probably why SonicMario knows about him in the first place.
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Yeah I won't deny it's how I found him. But even if you're not interested in what he does for that show. He does do some good things that's non-MLP related (Even if there are a few times in those videos he mentions MLP, like he mentions the episode Magical Mystery Cure in the Atlantis Squarepantis review).
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Oh yeah, it is that guy. I thought the voice was familiar.
 
ゴジラ said:
Dr. Javelin said:
but they're kids!

it doesn't matter to them how bad a show is, they'll still watch it
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I don't think you're giving kids enough credit. We shouldn't just let kids watch stupid crap because they're kids. They also deserve quality entertainment.
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all kids need to watch is sesame street, so they can learn things

although apparently even that's a lame show now, so...
Lario said:
Also, I feel a bit cynical towards this reviewer. He also does reviews of MLP episodes, which is probably why SonicMario knows about him in the first place.
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you guys should check out joshscorcher's MLP reviews

as a non-brony i can say they are hilarious
 
I still say the toenail scene in House Fancy was the most inappropriate thing they could have ever put in Spongebob. Seriously, it's making me cringe just thinking about it.