>Begin adventure.

Toad85 sweeps the floors and realizes that he has no broom.
 
Allan gets out of the fridge and finds himself in an insane asylum. The cell next to Toad, specifically.
 
Nope Toad is a prisoner.
Sheesh people should appreciate their surroundings for once. Cells are pretty cool.
 
Allan and Toad continue to forget the first thing you ever do in a text-based adventure.
 
After reading Homestuck cover to cover, Toad85 thinks he got it.

>Toad85: Squawk like a seagull and wet your pants
 
It is such a shame that Toad85 can't figure out what to do. Maybe if he could just get a different perspective on things...
 
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