>Begin adventure.

[LN1]

I find out why Bop is antagonizing me. Then I break the banishing seal.

 

[Nabber]

LN1's spirit has gone into the underworld.

You go the the village. Inside the village you find a band of thugs. They look hostile.

 

[LN1]

I ask them why is Bop antagonizing me. If they try to beat me up, I simply counterattack.

 

[Nabber]

LN1 tries to ask them but he is in the Underworld.

 

[LN1]

I go to a Special Quest Bed(and I can do it since there's one in the Underworld) or whatever, somehow die in the Underworld while on top of that bed, and some incarnation of me ascends to the God Tiers. I fly/warp/whatever to where Bop is and fight him. Before starting the fight I ask him why he antagonizes me?

 

[Bop1996]

Your spirit and body are irreparably separated, so that won't help.

Attempt to reason with the band of thugs. If that fails, cast Dark Matter.

 

[LN1]

I can separate my spirit(even though I said soul, not spirit) from my body, once my life on the body has gone too far, like if it were valid for death. Besides, you don't banish bodies to the underworld, only spirits. And since we can fuck logic, I can die in the Underworld. I ascend to the God Tiers in some body, probably the previous one I used which is banished in Pluto. I destroy whatever stops me from getting out of Pluto/the Underworld/wherever I am now. I go to where you are and ask you why you antagonize me before you fight.

Off-topic: Why are you antagonizing me so much in this game? Seriously.

 

[Bop1996]

Because you were an obstacle.

 

[LN1]

Fine. I GTFO your way so you do whatever you're going to do without me stopping you and go on my own searching for what to do. I meet with Bob Jason again, I guess.

 

[Nabber]

LN1 meets with Bob Jason.

You try to reason with the thugs. They respond with a hit to the head. You are knocked out and wake up in a shack. There is a guard at the door.

 

[LN1]

I talk with Bob Jason about TF2 Hats(even though I don't own TF2)

 

[Pyro]

well lookie here

 

[Bop1996]

I cast Dark Matter on the guard and any thug nearby.

 

[Nabber]

You cast the dark magic on the thugs. Realizing the mysterious deaths, the town soldiers investigate and slice off your head. You are now in the underworld.

 

[Bop1996]

(the Epoch mysteriously follows me to whatever or wherever I go)

I board the Epoch again.

 

[LN1]

I go home and play this game I bought today.

 

[Nabber]

You board the Epoch, but cannot use it as you are dead.

 

[Bop1996]

Oh alright then.

Retcon my death since it's non-canon.

 

[Nabber]

But your death is canon.

 

[Bop1996]

Yes. So is my being revived using a Chrono Trigger at the moment where I was killed.

 

[Nabber]

Nabber was never alerted of this. Your argument is invalid.

 

[Bop1996]

Alert Nabber.

 

[Nabber]

You alert Nabber of your actions. Nabber suddenly remembers Nabber's Law and gets revenge on you by stealing your dinner.

 

[Bop1996]

Wait, I don't need dinner if I'm dead so I must be alive now!

 

[LN1]

I still exist you know, Loser called Nabber.
Erm....
I install this awesome new program into my computer.