>Begin adventure.

Nabber

Artisanal Cheese Taster
This is an interactive adventure in the style of MSPAdventures because I'm uncreative. First person to post is the main character etc. etc.


You're sitting in a chair at a table. Next to you are two people. But they don't matter right now. All you know is that you are hungry. Now that you think about it, you don't even know your own name! What is your name?

(player types something like >My name is _____.)
 

Bop1996

Power Star
Retired Wiki Staff
Magus
 

Nabber

Artisanal Cheese Taster
You are sitting at a table with your friends Maydeck and Gilbert Gottfried. What will you do?
 

Bop1996

Power Star
Retired Wiki Staff
Order lunch.
 

Pyro

Power Star
We should just be able to do whatever we want. We don't have to follow your orders, Nabber.
 

Nabber

Artisanal Cheese Taster
You order lunch. The waiter brings you a duck for you to share with your friends.
 

Bop1996

Power Star
Retired Wiki Staff
Hog all the crispy skin.
 

Nabber

Artisanal Cheese Taster
You madly grab the skin and lo and behold, you find out that inside the duck is a time bomb!

Your friends are quite angry at you for taking the skin, however.
 

Nabber

Artisanal Cheese Taster
Yes, it turns out that Maydeck is in fact LuigiNo.1. He stabs Gilbert but you avoid that stab.
 

Bop1996

Power Star
Retired Wiki Staff
I stuff the time bomb down LuigiNo.1's throat and make a mad dash away.
 

Nabber

Artisanal Cheese Taster
You stuff the bomb down his throat. You don't know why you ever became friends with him.

You step outside. You see your flying car by the curb. Or is it some other type of transportation?
 

Bop1996

Power Star
Retired Wiki Staff
It's the Epoch. Enter Epoch.
 

Ernest Fine

Dreamboat
Chat Operator
Core 'Shroom Staff
Retired Forum Mod
Retired Wiki Staff
I'm in the Epoch, and I push Magus out.
 

Nabber

Artisanal Cheese Taster
You enter the Epoch. There is a person in the front seat. Who is he, and is he your friend?
 

Bop1996

Power Star
Retired Wiki Staff
I behead MCD with my scythe.

I also banish LN1's body to Pluto forever.
 

Nabber

Artisanal Cheese Taster
LuigiNo.1 is now on Pluto. You have gained control of the Epoch.
 

Bop1996

Power Star
Retired Wiki Staff
Banish LN1's spirit as well.

Fly off to 65,000,000 B.C. and land in the human village.
 
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