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I laugh
 
I take out a gun and shoot Allan Acari for stealing the quote from my signature.
 
Nope. You cannot become badass without enough experience points.
 
You're getting ahead of yourself.

Allan is sitting in a referigerator because he is hungry. What should he do?
 
First Allan must get out of the referigerator.

Toad85 is a young man working at Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc. What will he do?
 
Toad85 eats an imaginary lollipop and wakes up. He is really in an insane asylum.
 
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