>Begin adventure.

You see the great Echidna. She says that she will revive you, but there is a catch. Will you be revived?
 
Sure, I'll be revived, if I can come back inside a completely safe zone.
 
You are revived and as part of the deal, LN1 is also revived and his life force is tied to yours.
 
I USE MAGIC TO UNSPILT THEIR LIFE FORCES THEN I USE MAGIC TO TIE NABBER TO A TREE
 
LN1 is now also tied to a bug.

But what is this? GS comes and tries to destroy the life link, but fails.
 
Nabber said:
LN1 is now also tied to a bug.

But what is this? GS comes and tries to destroy the life link, and succeeds because he's so classy and is my best friend
Fixed
 
I split myself from LN1 using a lifelink splitter I bought.
 
I buy a lifelink splitter and use it to split LN1 and I, but keep Shoey bonded to me.
 
You buy the lifelink splitter and attempt to reconnect your life to Shoey. It malfunctions and you are all dead. Nice job breaking it, hero.
 
Dave Strider comes out of nowhere giving me a piggyback.
 
Dave Strider gives Gallade a piggyback in the present. Nothing happens.
 
I pester Bob Jason.

SuperPyro[SP](me) started pestering ClassyWrestler[CW](Bob Jason) at an unknown time.

SP: Hey Bob. I've heard that you got this cool new game
CW: Yeah bro. However, it fell down the stairs and I can't go down the stairs. It's a long story.
SP: I warned you about stairs Bro, I told you dawg
CW: Dang it, it keeps happening

SuperPyro[SP] ceased pestering ClassyWrestler[CW] at an unknown time.
 
You try to pester Bob Jason but fail to use Pesterchum correctly. It is evident that you are using a fake. Go directly to jail. Do not pass Go.
 
Waluigi crushes LN1's cell and in doing so sends LN1 to the Underworld.
 
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