Control the Throne

Chants
Transformare ad Cloud
Cum plena control
Sequereris ventus solum cum necesse
Oculis et voces hominum
(It ryhmes in English)
IcicleRain,Neptune and Blue Koop transform into clouds, looking like, but less cartoony than, this
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Dun da da da! My work here is done.
 
Of course, now that GP has been defeated, I'm no longer on your side.

[me=Javelin Noir]does the WINDY THING again![/me]
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IcicleRain and Neptune (as clouds) have been blown all the way to the other side of the planet!

Now I only need await a vision of the throne's location in the clouds. Which I just blew away.

Whoops.
 
Fear not, IcicleRain! I have seen this coming a mile away.

[me=Down]below, suddenly, Porplemontage comes out of the Sysop Tower. He rises his staff, and a massive gust of wind blows the trio further south, at phenomenal speeds. The winds blow them directly south, past the South Pole, and back up north. The winds send them further to the North Pole, and straight into Mt. Glacier, in the Frozen Farc.[/me]

We went south...to get to the north!

Quick, into the mountain! I'll hold off Dr. Javelin for now!
 
What's this? Javelin Noir is evolving!

DUM DUM DUM oh you know how the evolution theme goes

Javelin Noir has evolved into Jackson "Jack" Noir!
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> Jack: Sniff out new prey.
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Neptune and IcicleRain located!

> Jack: Challenge new foes.

You head off to challenge Neptune!
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You give him a sword. Gotta be fair and all.
 
[me=Neptune]spreads a force field out around the whole mountain, and raises massive frozen spikes out and over the top of the mountain. Neptune raises his staff, and breaking the spikes into thousands of different icicles, spreads the icicles out towards Javelin.[/me]

[me=Meanwhile,]IcicleRain starts to search through the caves of the Mountain, through every crevice, and past every cobweb, before finding a small door. She walks slowly towards the door.[/me]
 
> Jack: Use underhanded tactic.

You simply allow the icicles to pass through you whilst teleporting them to hit IcicleRain.
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I kill you by letting you in on one simple fact.

One simple fact indeed.

Not everything is about Homestuck.

With Javelin dead, I rush into the Mountain. Making my way through every hallway, I find a large open wooden door, and IcicleRain staring at a large Golden room, with a massive glowing safe in the middle.

IcicleRain: is that....?

That is it. That is the safe, that holds the throne of him.

IcicleRain: Then let's open it!

I'm afraid it's not that simple.

The idea of the safe was to deliver the Throne to its owner. You won't like what you see in here.

[me=Neptune]rises his staff once again, and a light emanates from his staff. The Safe's front begins to open, and as the safe opens, light begins to enter into the darkness of the safe.

All that remains in the safe is the throne, and a hospital bed, hooked up to an IV Machine. IcicleRain walks up to the bed, and as she pulls back the covers, a Yoshi is lying in the bed.[/me]
 
Oh please. You don't see me going "Not everything is about the Udani" to dispell your moves, Neptune.

C'mon, get creative and counter my counterattack instead of using a cop-out.
 
Fine, you're right, just knocked out then. But I'm getting near the end of this story arc.

[me=Dr. Javelin]comes rushing in, with his fists at the ready, until he sees what's inside the safe.[/me]

This is the final resting place of Lord Ultima Bahamut, former steward and king of Userpedia. It's his throne. The throne was given to the one who found it, and Ultima Bahamut found it first. His last official wish was to be reunited with the throne once again. And we delivered it to him.