Control the Throne

To me you have the weight of a piece of paper.
THRONE GET
 
Suddenly, out of nowhere! It's Neptune, sporting his Jonathan Frakes costume!

Ohai.

[me=Neptune]kills LakitutheQuick and Pandapowah, among possible others (i'm too lazy to check) for saying the two most banned words in this thread.[/me]

Yup, I'm still gonna milk this, even if it takes me right up to your doors and slapping you all in the face to get the message through.

[me=Neptune]returns back to Minecraft.[/me]
 
I punch you so hard, that it kills you, sending your corpse flying to the right, so that the shockwaves push me further to the left
 
Corpse = dead body

I killed you, now you're alive suddenly? Doesn't make much sense, but either way...

[me=Neptune]sneaks further to the left[/me]