Control the Throne

Makes sense...
 
Kingbowser99 said:
boxers, or monkeys.

That reminds me of my stuffed gorilla for some reason.

Also, I get my army of loyal Shy Guys to build a large grabing machine to grab the throne, which is then taken to my inpenetrable fortress of doom.
 
My army of Loyal Shroobs defeats your army of loyal Shy Guys, and sabotages the large grabbing machine to grab the throne for us. We then take it back to Bowserpedia Keep, along with all the treasure.
 
I summon every copy of invincible and unstoppable Meta Knights (power!!) to take the names (and throne) of the current throne owners. The throne is mine!
 
I teleport to your back and stab you in the neck. I also absorb any inmortality you have before stabbing you, and destroy said inmortality. I also use my Shroob-proof shield so that only Neptune himself can attack me. Not so strong without an army anymore are you. While you are shocked, for whatever amount of time that is, I KO you(not kill you), and while you're unconscious I go to where to the throne is.
 
I am immune to the sun. I turn you into chocolate and dump everyone else in the Dead Zone. I pump Black Water Mist into the Dead Zone. I perch on my throne, eagerly awaiting the death match