Control the Throne

[GalacticPetey]

I annoy you to the point you leave

Throne mine

 

[Lakituthequick]

*Hooks you to a fishing rod and throws you in a river* Throne get.

 

[Ultraluigi]

I throw you in the river.
Throne get.

 

[LN1]

I'm back into attempting to take the throne. I grab you with some considerable strength and spin like a tornado while grabbing you to make a real tornado and throw you into it I also throw a bunch of spiky and very hard stuff into the tornado to hit you. You somehow still not die and I throw you intot he same river you threw LTQ into. I then grab the throne and fart on it. I also spray it with stink spray to make the next stealer have a bad time sitting on it/cleaning it.

Throne obtain

 

[OJ Toad]

Are you guys sure you don't want to buy premium luxury thrones with your custom needs for only $13.37 down at Juicy Juice Furniture Inc?

 

[LN1]

I'm sure.
It doesn't feel the same to obtain the original throne of awesomeness than to buy a throne.

 

[OJ Toad]

I know, I know.

 

[Dr. Javelin]

I am Sauron the Great, and since my throne in Barad-Dur is infinitely higher and cooler than the current throne, it becomes the new throne of this game.

So, uh... I have the throne now?

 

[Gumball Machine]

As your mother, I ground you.

Throne get.

 

[Dr. Javelin]

As your mother, I ground you.

Throne get.

Sauron has no mother. Silly.

Besides, even when grounded I'd be stuck in Barad-Dur... where the throne is.

Throne keep.

 

[Gumball Machine]

I feed Wario 256 pounds of beans causing him to unleash a storm of stinky gas and blow you away.

Throne get.

 

[Dr. Javelin]

No effect; Barad-Dur is wind resistant.