Control the Throne

[GalacticPetey]

I annoy you to the point you leave

Throne mine

 

[Lakituthequick]

*Hooks you to a fishing rod and throws you in a river* Throne get.

 

[Ultraluigi]

I throw you in the river.
Throne get.

 

[LN1]

I'm back into attempting to take the throne. I grab you with some considerable strength and spin like a tornado while grabbing you to make a real tornado and throw you into it I also throw a bunch of spiky and very hard stuff into the tornado to hit you. You somehow still not die and I throw you intot he same river you threw LTQ into. I then grab the throne and fart on it. I also spray it with stink spray to make the next stealer have a bad time sitting on it/cleaning it.

Throne obtain

 

[OJ Toad]

Are you guys sure you don't want to buy premium luxury thrones with your custom needs for only $13.37 down at Juicy Juice Furniture Inc?

 

[LN1]

I'm sure.
It doesn't feel the same to obtain the original throne of awesomeness than to buy a throne.

 

[OJ Toad]

I know, I know.

 

[Dr. Javelin]

I am Sauron the Great, and since my throne in Barad-Dur is infinitely higher and cooler than the current throne, it becomes the new throne of this game.

So, uh... I have the throne now?

 

[Gumball Machine]

As your mother, I ground you.

Throne get.

 

[Dr. Javelin]

As your mother, I ground you.

Throne get.

Sauron has no mother. Silly.

Besides, even when grounded I'd be stuck in Barad-Dur... where the throne is.

Throne keep.

 

[Gumball Machine]

I feed Wario 256 pounds of beans causing him to unleash a storm of stinky gas and blow you away.

Throne get.

 

[Dr. Javelin]

No effect; Barad-Dur is wind resistant.

 

[Gumball Machine]

Exodia, obliterate!

Throne get.

 

[Dr. Javelin]

Exodia, obliterate!

Throne get.

I trick Exodia into wearing one of my Rings of Power, enslaving him to me. I then order him to obliterate you instead.

(I could have summoned the Balrog for an epic duel but this is easier)

 

[Gumball Machine]

I sacrifice alligator's sword, rocket warrior, and panther warrior to summon Gifford the lightning. This destroys you and your monsters.

Throne get,

 

[Dr. Javelin]

Too late; Exodia already beat you as he grants an automatic win.

 

[Gumball Machine]

Seal of orichalcos. Problem solved.

Throne get

 

[Dr. Javelin]

You can't win the throne yet; you never got it from me. You simply cancelled out Exodia.

(also at some point I will unveil my coup de grace and end the duel)

 

[Gumball Machine]

Cost down, summon summoned skull without a sacrifice. Double summon lets me normal summon a second monster like axe raider. I equip axe raider with legendary sword giving it 2000 ATK.

Summoned skull attacks balrog destroying them both.

Axe raider attackers you directly. You're left with 6000 LP

 

[Dr. Javelin]

Time to unveil my coup de grace.

Bam. You can't kill him since you're a human.

Have fun trying to work around this.

 

[Gumball Machine]

Raigeki

Throne get.

 

[Dr. Javelin]

What part of "you cannot kill him" do you not understand?

Also, time to unleash another card:

Spoiler

Have fun getting around that too.

 

[Gumball Machine]

It can"t be killed by man. Raigeki is not sentient so it isn't a man. Also, you're disqualified for using fake cards.

Throne get.

 

[Dr. Javelin]

It can"t be killed by man. Raigeki is not sentient so it isn't a man. Also, you're disqualified for using fake cards.

Throne get.

You played the card, therefore you used it and you are a man so you can't kill him, even indirectly.

Oh, and you get disqualified for not losing automatically once I controlled Exodia.

 

[Gumball Machine]

Well Exodia was originally mine. And you turned him against me which is impossible.

Throne get.