Control the Throne

However, that makes no sense! Throne maintain.
 
I get Maxwell's Notebook and type in "Loyal Invincible Fearless Throne" and give it a baooka, which means anyone who tries to steal it will get punished, plus, it can't get destroyed.

Loyal Invincible Fearless Throne get.
 
I swipe the notebook and create a cthulu. Said Cthulu proceeds to knock you guys around, then I sit on the throne. I'm not stealing it, I'm just sitting on it.

Throne get.
 
Since I added the adjective "Loyal" he gets you off him and fights the cthulu. Since I added the adjective "Invincible" he cannot lose and eventually wins. He comes back and I get back on him.

Throne as-if-nothing-ever-happened-at-all get.

Oh, and by the way, I gave it another bazooka.
 
Er-Excuse me.

WHY are you using my notebook? That notebook was gifted to me by Maxwell himself! Seriously, look me up on userpedia, it's one of my weapons.

Since those few events did not happen, I legally place the throne back in the castle it was obtained from.
 
So it's completely out of the realm of possibility that someone stole the notebook? Alright, I'll play by your rules. I punch you in the face and run off with the throne.

Throne get.
 
I'm not after the throne. I'm just out to keep my flaming weapons. You can HAVE the throne, despite the fact that this is plain, outright theft against the owner of the throne, and by the looks that he's probably the king, and has not tried to retrieve his throne again, then it's obvious regicide. Since you can have the flaming throne, there was no need to punch me in the face (despite the fact it didn't hurt).

And it's pretty obvious that someone stole the notebook, so there was no need to try and explain that to me.
 
But since you never attempted to take the throne in your last post, and I'm too lazy to look before that, I take the throne.

Throne get.
 
Right, don't think you have a digivice like I do (thanks Davis!), so you're stuck there. And besides, don't think Devimon, Puppetmon, and Piedmon are willing to help you. Ah, the joys of being a nerd.

Throne keep.
 
I remember the time when the throne was owned by the king.

No one was trying to steal the throne, no one was fighting for the throne.

And the ultimatum of my mind is so powerful, that it becomes true. The world is peaceful, there is no one to steal the throne, and everyone who has tried to steal the throne, now ceases to exist.

And the king sits in his throne, forever ruling over the forums.

The End
 
Epilogue
It has been reported the king(s), queen(s), prince(s), and princess(es) have all been killed. Since it was the first thing we thought of, people will now fight to take over the throne. For example, I, the one bringing you this news, shall make a distortion in space to make the throne be below me.

That means I'm the current holder of the throne.

Throne Obtain.
 
I turn the throne into a shopping cart. Now we must try to Control the Shopping Cart

I steal the shopping cart from right under your nose.
 
What nose? I have no nose, but I do have a selfdestruct button. You press it when you steal the shopping cart. Then...
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The explosion kills you, and it kind of does also to me. However, I can rewind to a moment I was still alive. I program the device I use that to not revive you during the rewind, and I do so. I then destroy the device before anybody does just for safety. I then make the shopping cart and transform it into a slice of cheese. I then consider what to do.

Cheese Slice Obtain
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Kingbowser99 said:
, and everyone who has tried to steal the throne, now ceases to exist.
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Doesn't that also include you? You have tried before to do so, I'm pretty sure. Also, you're a betrayer, so I won't let you ever get revived. If for some reason you do, I'll kill you again.
 
Note that statement also included you. You tried to steal the throne once before, ergo you should cease to exist, along with me, nabber, and just about anybody else who posted in this thread.

So in all reality, since you decided to carry on the story, you broke that rule. So i assumed that if you could do that, then so can I.

Mind blowing realities are the ultimate sacrafice, and i'd prefer to go out with a massive sacrafice than have the game end with "Throne Get".

Also, i didn't really betray anyone. If anything I went from stealing the throne for myself, to stealing the throne back for the king. So no betrayal involved.
 
You know the game doesn't end with a "Throne Get"?It continues unless people no longer post here, which won't happen in an incredibly long while. Hypothetically, you betrayed your allies at one point until said betrayal, by killing them, and then I searched out for something, not only the throne, but also revenge. I'd quote the moment, but this game has a hell load of pages and I won't search them. Also, screw the rules, I HAVE MONEY! I have more money than your money and the king's combined.
 
...You realize that i have $70,000,000,000 and am the fourth richest person in the wiki world, behind Porplemontage, Rap and Xzelion, right?

Now let me tell you the exact chain of events. I was once like everyone else here, always trying to steal the throne, until I realized that where there is a throne, there is a King. So i sought out after said king, and i was enlisted to steal the throne from the stealers, to get the throne back to the castle, where the king would finally get his beloved throne back, once and for all. Then, once the castle was at peace, brigands stole the throne again, so i continued stealing the throne back again.

Now do you really want this? Two people in a wasteland with nothing but an old, dusty throne, bickering over who will live the longest, who has more money, and whether i have betrayed my "allies", despite the fact that my allies betrayed ME?
 
Kingbowser99 said:
...You realize that i have $70,000,000,000 and am the fourth richest person in the wiki world, behind Porplemontage, Rap and Xzelion, right?
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Could you lend me $10,000,000,000?

Kingbowser99 said:
until I realized that where there is a throne, there is a King.
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Said king abandoned his throne, and left people to get it. He even left someone just randomly sit on it. This is the proof:
Ultima Bahamut said:
I find a throne in an empty room. I sit on it.
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Kingbowser99 said:
Now do you really want this? Two people in a wasteland with nothing but an old, dusty throne, bickering over who will live the longest, who has more money, and whether i have betrayed my "allies", despite the fact that my allies betrayed ME?
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Actually, I wanted to take the throne and trade it for more money and buy more stuff like food and games and some other crap.
 
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