Control the Throne

I use russian head strike on you

Throne get
 
After 5,000 years of indentured servitude, I finally find a way out of the other dimention. Time in my dimention moves much slower, by the way, so 5 minutes there =5,000 years here. The world is in pieces because of the nuclear holocaust millenia before, and no one but me is still alive. I take the throne.

Throne get.
 
Knowing that you would find a way out I had the throne and me moved to the Mario world. The people of the Mushroom Kingdom thought I was some kind of God and quickly made me King. I treated them with kindess and care and so I have gained their trust. The time in this world also moves fast by 1 min.=Decade. There I had the kingdom heavily guarded by Toad knights, Chain Chomps, Yoshis, and of course Mario and Luigi.
Throne Keep
 
I'm still in the future. I still have the throne. You have already died by when I emerge. You were involved in that Nuclear Holocaust, and actually were the first to die, after Mario and Luigi.

Throne keep
 
I said I made my way out, into another dimention. Presumably to the wreck that once was the mushroom kingdom, but I can't be sure. At least there is a throne there. I took it 5 posts ago.