Control the Throne

You get frostbite and I make a normal throne.

Throne get.
 
I use my severed toes to choke you.

Throne is mine, and to stop you I put a huge obstacle course in front of you.
 
I eat a one up Mushroom and nuke the whole kingdom.

Throne and all users destroyed.
 
No throne anymore + we're all already dead.

They present the remains of where I was standing a new throne but nobody can sit on it because all users are dead.
 
I stop your Racoon dancing and make it eat a hand grenade. I then attach it to you and place you on a far away railway track.

I WIN THRONE.
 
I drop a bomb on me.

Wait...
 
I drop a bomb on the throne.
But you guys all use your bodies to defend it, and die in the process.

I take the throne.