Control the Throne

[SpinyMaster347]

I sue you

Lawsuit.

 

[unit4545]

but the defendant seat is the throne it's self!

 

[SpinyMaster347]

But you don't last much time there.

Arrested.

 

[unit4545]

Phoenix wright takes my case and i win!

THRONE GET!

 

[Secret Master]

But I hypnotize Phoenix Wright into changing his mind and making you lose the case, Then I hypnotize User: BabyLuigiOnFire into giving (Wario) great big (kisses) and making him her favorite, and the current occupant of the throne is so shocked, he goes to look out the window at all the commotion and I steal the throne, hypnotizing everyone into doing what I want, And I want them All to bathe in Lava; They do that and they turn into zombie/skeletons (dry bones) and they're all bent to my will for all eternity! Muahaha!

 

[Nerdy Guy]

I just walk up, shove you off the throne, beat you over the head with a wine bottle, and sit on the throne. No fancy stuff.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

I use Flamethrower!

It's Super Effective!

Throne Stolen.

 

[WaluigiWare]

I blow up everyone in this castle except myself and take this throne as mine.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

I survive and I crawl upto you and keel you and take teh throne.

 

[WaluigiWare]

I am resurrected as a zombie! I eat your brains and claim the throne for the Underworld.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Cerburus eats you on your descent to the Underworld

Throne Stolen

 

[WaluigiWare]

I emerge as three-headed dog poop and envelope the throne.

Now who wants to touch it? :P

 

[Secret Master]

Not me!
I hypnotize someone else into cleaning you off the throne. Throne Stolen.