Control the Throne

[Nathan Fielder]

I sue you and you cry acid, destroying your throne. I order a new one.
Throne get.

 

[ralphfan]

I poke you in the eyes, Three Stooges-esque.

Throne get.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

I ause random fact and you go check to see if it's true.

Throne Stooen

 

[ralphfan]

I point out you misspelled stolen.

Throne get.

 

[Nathan Fielder]

He meant to spell 'Stooben'. You are wrong. So I get throne. I call it Jeff.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted but it's real name is...............................Bob.

Throne Stolen

 

[Iamthedude]

you are too busy watching the racoon dance to see me sneak up behind you and knock you off the throne.
MY THRONE!

 

[Nathan Fielder]

I posess your body and vandalise a page. You are blocked and I return to my body with your throne.

I also attach an anvil by a chain to you so you cannot move.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

You and the throne get burned in a California Fire.

Throne Burned

 

[Nathan Fielder]

I was not even there.

Throne kept.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

No, because the throne was burned.

I buy one at the thrift store.

Throne Bought.

 

[Nathan Fielder]

I take you prisoner in my house. It takes you 5 posts on this thread to get out.

Throne stolen.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Bleagh.

Throne Stolen

 

[Nathan Fielder]

Post number one...
Throne kept.

You need four moar.

 

[Iamthedude]

while you were busy locking him in your house, I sneak up to the house, and throw a large rock through the window, giving Dancing racoon a chance to escape early and putting you unconscious for 2 posts. I steal the throne in the confusion.

 

[Nathan Fielder]

Curse you...

 

[SpinyMaster347]

I am now free and bite Iamthedude on the leg and take the throne whilst he's bleeding.

Thone Stolen.

 

[Nathan Fielder]

Two

I'm awake!

 

[SpinyMaster347]

I still keep the throne.

 

[Iamthedude]

biting me infected you with a terrible illness, causing you to be hospitalized for 2 posts, leaving me free to take the throne.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Aw man...

 

[Nathan Fielder]

I pour many drugs down Iamthedude's throat. He is drugged for 2 posts.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

hehehe

 

[Iamthedude]

I get so high that I think you are an evil monster and kill you (being high doesnt stop me from moving, it just causes different movements than planned)

 

[SpinyMaster347]

I am now free and dismantle your hard drive and take the empty throne.