Control the Throne

[unit4545]

I turn you into a human and send you into a sandbox!

THRONE GET!

 

[SpinyMaster347]

I get help by raccoon buddies and destroy you.

Throne Stolen.

 

[unit4545]

They are actually robots, so i set an EMP and knock them out.

THRONE GET!

 

[SpinyMaster347]

I replace their hardrive and make them attack you

Throne Stolen.

 

[unit4545]

You explode, thus making them hopelessy lost.

THRONE GET!

 

[SpinyMaster347]

I make myself a knight and kill you after being loyal to you after a decade.

Throne Stolen

 

[unit4545]

I throw obscure japan-only games at you. you tiy to understand them, but you epically fail.

THRONE GET!

 

[SpinyMaster347]

tiy=try?

Throne Stolen.

 

[unit4545]

You didn't capitalise THRONE STOLEN!

THRONE GET!

 

[SpinyMaster347]

I blow up your dam and water comes pouring and and you die.

Throne Stolen.

 

[unit4545]

I never had a dam in the first place!

THRONE KEEP!

 

[SpinyMaster347]

I build one.

Throne Stolen.

 

[unit4545]

I was the first one to post on this page, so i have bragging rights!

THRONE GET!

 

[SpinyMaster347]

I use cut!

It's super effective!

Throne Stolen

 

[unit4545]

I use flamethrower!

It's super effective!

It's a critical hit!

THRONE GET!

 

[SpinyMaster347]

In Pokemon, they never use 'It's a Critical Hit', only 'A critical Hit'!

Throne Stolen.

 

[unit4545]

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I destroy your pokemon games!

You cry and drown in your own tears!

THRONE GET!

 

[SpinyMaster347]

I bring out teh spare!

Throne Keep

 

[unit4545]

I throw the worst games in history at you! you play them, and after 3 minutes your off writing a rant letetr to those that made them.

THRONE GET!

 

[SpinyMaster347]

I go kaboom and you go ow.

Throne Stolen

 

[unit4545]

I lock teh throne in a safe that is impenetrable!

THRONE LOST!

 

[SpinyMaster347]

I buy a new one at Kohl's

Throne Bought

 

[unit4545]

It's defective and you return it for a refund.

THRONE DEFECTIVE!

 

[SpinyMaster347]

I go to Target and buy it there.

Throne Bought.

 

[unit4545]

I sit onit after you built it!

THRONE SAT-ON!