Control the Throne

Me and J. D. Sumner, who has travelled in time teams up for a loud bass singing. The bass singing eats away the last two hearts while J. D. Sumner finds two thrones and J. D. Sumner takes his share with him while I take mine with me and put it in a secure place.
 
White Lightning uses water! Long John Spaghetti falls!

I then sit in my throne with a cheeseburger in paradise.
 
I banish SuperDoom into the ninth dimension.

I then place the throne inside a castle, underground, under an active volcano.
 
Are you forgetting Felix's hammer is magic?

The hammer's magic would turn the nail back into a hammer. Felix fixes the situation again, then sits on the throne again.