Control the Throne

Of the throne I'm sitting on.
 
I occupy a higher grade than you, I am a guy from the Japanese Ministry of defense! I will defend that throne which is mine!
 
To prove yourself worthy of a princess, you must admit you do not need the throne, in which case I will take it.
 
*Starts Super Mario World*
*Grabs Fire Flower*
*Jumps on Yoshi*
*Presses B*
No, you can't. You have to jump off Yoshi first, but I'm not telling you that because that will help you.
 
I can lend you it if you promise to no longer be a threat to the throne, or you can wait till the SNES Classic comes out and buy that because it has Super Mario World on it.