Control the Throne

[ralphfan]

I describe the process, and the authorities arrest you for rape.

THRONE GET

 

[SmartGuy]

I rape you, then take the throne.

Throne get!

 

[Lario]

I turn everyone who's active in this forum into lolis for no reason and I super glue them together into a giant sticky sphere. I kick everyone else off a cliff several hundred feet above the sea and I go back to the Throne.

THRONE GET.

 

[Time Turner]

I come after you turn everybody into lolis and stab my master sword into your head. Then I throw your corpse off the same cliff.

THRONE ACQUIRED

 

[Lario]

I pull the sword out of my head and I slice the above user into two halves.

Throne achieved.

 

[Super Mario Bros.]

I shoot you and take the throne.

 

[Time Turner]

I inhale you, getting the power of "What is Love".
...That sounded more suggestive than it should have.

Whatever, Throne get!

 

[Super Mario Bros.]

I put you in a hot air balloon and send you off in a random direction. I take the throne.

 

[Time Turner]

I fly back to you and I crush you. Instead of taking control of the throne, I pass it to Ugozima.

 

[Super Mario Bros.]

Ugozima gets banned again. :P

Throne get.

 

[Lario]

Note: This post wasn't typed by Lario. It was typed by the mysterios The Guy.

The Guy unbans Ugozima but The Guy ties a rope around Ugozima and SMB and leaves them in a bomb factory with one little lit fuse on a stick of dynamite at the bottom of several tons of bombs.

Throne is gotten.

 

[Super Mario Bros.]

I teleport away at the last second, and then I take the throne while Mr. Guy was on his way back to the throneroom.