Control the Throne

[Ray Trace]

All of this turned out to be a dream I was having while I was sleeping on the throne.

 

[Blue]

I start building up speed.

 

[Power Flotzo]

I use my reality-bending powers to freeze you in place. I take the throne.

 

[Blue]

I break out and start building up speed again.

 

[Ray Trace]

I lock you in an absolute zero speeder and I sit back on the throne.

 

[Blue]

Can I have a spoon?

 

[Ray Trace]

*shoves spoon into your mouth*

 

[Blue]

*shoves spoon into your mouth*

*I take it out and start digging my way out*

 

[Ray Trace]

*The task proves to be an impossibly while I sit back on my throne.*

 

[Blue]

*I open a small hole that is just big enough to let me build up speed. I BLJ out of the Container and start building up speed*

 

[Ray Trace]

*I shove you back into the absolute zero fridge, making your speed zero, and patch up that hole.*

 

[Blue]

*I shove you back into the absolute zero fridge, making your speed zero, and patch up that hole.*

I break out now that my speed was fast enough and keep building up speef

 

[Ray Trace]

*You didn't break out, absolute zero causes everything to halt.*

 

[Blue]

*You didn't break out, absolute zero causes everything to halt.*

Yeah but I had speed built up as you put me in so I zoom right pass before the effects happen

 

[Ray Trace]

I move at the speed of light so I will always out speed you.

 

[Blue]

I move at the speed of light so I will always out speed you.

*Still is building up speed*

 

[Ray Trace]

*Shoves you back in the absolute zero freezer while you freeze.*

You haven't even taken the throne back anyway.

 

[Chair]

I take a fake gun, point it at you, you then get so scared that you move out. *sits on throne

 

[THE END]

69. (Nice.)

 

[Wario's ass]

I'm the heir to the throne, Roman emperor Mario. Now the throne is rightfully mine.

 

[Ray Trace]

I smack whoever said that stupid meme with a wet trout on the meantime.

Ray Trace is king of Russia, biggest continent on Earth, he takes throne.

 

[Chair]

well I then somehow steal it from you

 

[Blue]

*I was actually building up speed BLoF was capturing my shadow so I YAHOO! Into the chair and take it with me down Mount Wario

 

[Chair]

dude stop it with ur superpowers, you don't even have any, I punch you, you then explode, and then I take the throne back.

 

[Blue]

Ok fine.
Also you can't make people explode with your fist? What are you? Captain Falcon?
I respawn on the throne I sit on you