Control the Throne

Except that you forgot that not a lot of strength is required to climb out of the bottomless pit you call stomach. Come on, even a pillow could get out in less than an hour. I didn't bother taking the others out but I'm pretty sure they'll get out by themselves. As of you, go to oblivion( *punches you to oblivion*). Well, gotta wait for this thing to be stolen. Meanwhile, it's mine.
 
Hey.





Stop doing that.
 
No. Sauron is an actual character from a video game called Primal Rage. And I am not here so you cannot execute me. You must contend with Sauron now.
 
After a long absence, I have returned to this thread to inform you all that I just remembered about my taco francise. If you need any tacos, don't hesitate to come by.
 
Good, good, you chow down on those tacos...

[me=Neptune]sneaks towards the throne while Sauron is chewing on the tacos[/me]
 
I rip off the heads of everyone who is trying to steal the throne. I then take the throne and retreat to the Sysop tower
 
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