I had a really disturbing dream some time ago.
I was in a car driven by Jordan Peele. Keegan-Michael Key was in the passenger seat, and some other guy was also in the car. We were returning from something, I assume. A turn is coming up, and we have to take that to get home. The street was called Negro Rd. Peele didn't want to go down that road because it was a racist name for a road. He didn't turn down the road and made up an excuse. We keep going down the road and we have to take another road. It also has a racist name, so Peele does the same thing. We somehow ended up on this one street in my town that's next to a river. Suddenly every street has an offensive name except the one we're on. Also suddenly, the plaza on the left side of the street disappeared. In it's place was water, so we were essentially on a bridge. Whales pop out of the river. I start to yell out "Whales are saltwater fish" (and yeah, I know they're not fish). The guy who apparently owns the whales says something along the lines of "Fuck you! These whales do what they want!" For some reason, we swerve and fall into the water. A whale is about to crash down on me, but I'm pulled aside before I'm killed.
The end is the weirdest part. It's in comic book form. It's about Mario and Luigi, and they're in their house.
Panel 1:
Mario: Nobody saw you today.
I don't remember Panel 2.
Panel 3:
Mario: I am now a stereotype.
Panel 4 has no words. Instead, it's a bunch of people in a line. In the following order:
Mario, hideous caricature of Mario, Sonic the Hedgehog, three nameless kids, Luigi, three nameless kids in a hot air balloon, Pikachu.
Am I insane?
