Absolute Best Lines In Cartoon History

 
Arthur: You can really learn a lot about someone by looking in their desk. Take Francine's desk for example-
Francine: Hey! What are you doing?!
Arthur: I'm showing them what's in your desk.
Francine: My desk is off-limits! Why don't you try Buster's desk?
Buster: Hey, if he can't look in yours, then he can't look in mine. Why dont' you try Binky's desk?
Binky: He's gonna get more than he bargained for if he looks in my desk!
Arthur: Hey, come one guys, it's for the show.
Francine: That's another thing. How come you're always the one who gets to introduce the show?
Arthur: Because it's my show.
Francine: Well, maybe it's time for a change.
*class begins arguing*
Mr. Ratburn: I knew this would happen. If you would follow me please.
Binky: The Binky Barnes Variety Hour! Anybody who doesn't like it can walk!
Mr. Ratburn: In the teacher's lounge, we don't get worked up over petty little things.
Ms. Tingley: I didn't move your cheese!
Mr. Haney: Yes you did! Mr. Marco said so!
Ms. Krasny: All right, who isn't washing their coffee mugs?
Mr. Ratburn: *sheepish grin*
 
Spongebob: You want your dime back?! Well, take it! *throws dime at Mr. Krabs* Now Squidward can come back right?
Mr. Krabs: Sorry, boy this isn't me first dime.
Spongebob: Then take some more! I've got plenty of dimes!
Mr. Krabs: Me first dime is priceless, it can't be replaced. Besides, I can't forgive that theiving bilge rat Squidward for stealing it.
Spongebob: Listen, you crustaceous cheapskate, Squidward has been living at my house, driving me barnacles and you're not gonna hire him back all because OF A STUPID DIME?! *huge rock falls out of Mr. Krabs' pocket* Hey, what't that?
Mr. Krabs: Me first dime!
Spongebob: This is a dime?
Mr. Krabs: I've been in buisiness a long time boy.
Spongebob: So if Squidward never stole it, he can come back now right?
Mr. Krabs: Aye boy, just let the dime and me have our privacy.
 
Ultra Mario: Favorite quotes, not random, insignificant exchanges.



"We drove 2,000 miles for this?" - Hank Hill
 
Luigi: Go ahead-a Bart, take-a the Bonestorm.
Mario: The store, she's-a so rich. She'll-a never notice.
Donkey Kong: Duh, it's the company's fault for making you want it so much.
Lee Carvello: Don't do it son, how's stealing that game gonna improve your putting?
Sonic: Just take it! Take it take it take it take it! TAKE IT!
 
Animaniacs:
Yakko: You expect us poor, innocent children to climb up dangerous scaffoldings, and paint naked people all over a church?
Warner Brothers (and Sister): We'll do it!
Yakko: But we're not doing it for the sake of art, and not doing it for the sake of money. We'll do it because... we like painting naked people.

I picked one random quote out of all of my favorites.
 
I really really love adventure time.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07So_lJQyqw
 
Timmy: Then who was the one person that voted for him to go home? *looks at his mom*
Timmy: Even after we showed you what a good fairy godparent he is, you STILL voted for him to go home?
Mom: Oh, no! After I saw him torture Wanda, I voted for him to stay!
Wanda: *whistling*
Timmy: *looks at Wanda*
Wanda: What? I'm just practicing my whistling!
Cosmo: Hey! I keep pressing the "Go Home" button, but we're still here!!
 
Arthur: Why are you mad? He's not gonna give you an "F".
Francine: No, but now I have to write a 3 page report while everyone gets to play in the snow.
Buster: That wouldn't have happened if you did your report when you were supposed to. *gets hit by snowball and sputters* Hey!

Arthur: *gets a gutter ball in bowling* Please don't say "I win".
Francine: Okay, you lose!

Isabella: Um, Major Monogram?
Monogram: Yes?
Isabella: So none of us will remember any of today?
Monogram: That's right.
Isabella: Good. *kisses Phineas*
Phineas: Isabella! :D
Isabella: Hit it Carl!
Phineas: Wait, wait, wait!

Doofenshmirtz: I'm Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz and I like unicorns and rainbow-Wait! Who switched my-
Rodney: Ha ha!
Doofenshmirtz: >:|
 
Buster: *about to eat a sundae almost as tall as him* Wow! The ultimate chocolate sundae! *after eating the entire sundae and in a sick voice* Wow, the ultimate chocolate sundae.

Ed: Ed, Edd, n' Eddy's Pesky Problem Fixers. Got a problem? We'll fix her for just one lousy quarter! *Billy chatters on phone* What do you mean you're broke?! If you're looking for charity, call Kids Next Door, they're cheap.
Billy: Thank goodness you're finally here! Hey, you're not the Powerpuff Girls!

Billy: Excuse me, are you in line for the bathroom?
Delightful Children: Why no, go right ahead.
Billy: Thank you! *runs into Delightfulization Chamber*
Delightful Children: You're wel-HEY! That's not a bathroom! Get out of there this instant.
Numbuh 4: Aw crud, what's Billy doing?!
Numbuh 5: Challenging you for "Fool of the Month".
Billy: Hey, is this button to flush?
Delightful Children: NO! Don't touch that!

Grim: I'm not gonna ask you again Billy, where's me sycthe?
Numbuh 1: I keep telling you, I'm not Billy, and I don't have your stupid sycthe!
Grim: I'm not falling for that one again, Billy. I may be powerless without me sycthe, but I've still got the Bone of Barnacles! It will make you tell the truth.
Numbuh 1: What's that?
Grim: You'll see. *uses the bone on Numbuh 1 but stops and falls down* Something terrible has happened!
Numbuh 1: Well, I don't know what happened to you, or why you're wearing that dumb halloween costume, but to tell you the truth, I don't care! I'm out of this nuthouse.
Grim: No! You've got to help me Billy! Horrible children have fused with me sycthe! They're evil, and strangely, delightful.
Numbuh 1: What did you say?
 
Pinkie Pie: Rarity? You OK in there? You haven't come out for days...
Rarity: I'm never coming out! I can't show my face in Ponyville ever again! I used to be somepony! I used to be respected! I made dresses - beautiful, beautiful dresses! But now, everypony is laughing at me! I'm nothing but a laughing stock!
Twilight Sparkle: You're not a laughing stock, Rarity.
Rainbow Dash: [rather loudly] She kind of is.
Twilight Sparkle: Shh! Come on out and talk to us...
Rarity: LEAVE ME ALONE! I want to be alone! I want to wallow in... whatever it is that ponies are supposed to wallow in!... Do ponies wallow in pity?... Oh, listen to me! I don't even know what I'm supposed to wallow in! I'm so PATHETIIIIIC!
Twilight Sparkle: Now what do we do?
Fluttershy: Uh, panic?
Rainbow Dash: That's your answer for everything!
Applejack: Well we can't just leave Rarity like this...
Pinkie Pie: She'll become a crazy cat lady!
Twilight Sparkle: She only has one cat.
Pinkie Pie: Give her time...
 
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