Absolute Best Lines In Cartoon History

 
Arthur: You can really learn a lot about someone by looking in their desk. Take Francine's desk for example-
Francine: Hey! What are you doing?!
Arthur: I'm showing them what's in your desk.
Francine: My desk is off-limits! Why don't you try Buster's desk?
Buster: Hey, if he can't look in yours, then he can't look in mine. Why dont' you try Binky's desk?
Binky: He's gonna get more than he bargained for if he looks in my desk!
Arthur: Hey, come one guys, it's for the show.
Francine: That's another thing. How come you're always the one who gets to introduce the show?
Arthur: Because it's my show.
Francine: Well, maybe it's time for a change.
*class begins arguing*
Mr. Ratburn: I knew this would happen. If you would follow me please.
Binky: The Binky Barnes Variety Hour! Anybody who doesn't like it can walk!
Mr. Ratburn: In the teacher's lounge, we don't get worked up over petty little things.
Ms. Tingley: I didn't move your cheese!
Mr. Haney: Yes you did! Mr. Marco said so!
Ms. Krasny: All right, who isn't washing their coffee mugs?
Mr. Ratburn: *sheepish grin*
 
Spongebob: You want your dime back?! Well, take it! *throws dime at Mr. Krabs* Now Squidward can come back right?
Mr. Krabs: Sorry, boy this isn't me first dime.
Spongebob: Then take some more! I've got plenty of dimes!
Mr. Krabs: Me first dime is priceless, it can't be replaced. Besides, I can't forgive that theiving bilge rat Squidward for stealing it.
Spongebob: Listen, you crustaceous cheapskate, Squidward has been living at my house, driving me barnacles and you're not gonna hire him back all because OF A STUPID DIME?! *huge rock falls out of Mr. Krabs' pocket* Hey, what't that?
Mr. Krabs: Me first dime!
Spongebob: This is a dime?
Mr. Krabs: I've been in buisiness a long time boy.
Spongebob: So if Squidward never stole it, he can come back now right?
Mr. Krabs: Aye boy, just let the dime and me have our privacy.
 
Ultra Mario: Favorite quotes, not random, insignificant exchanges.



"We drove 2,000 miles for this?" - Hank Hill
 
Luigi: Go ahead-a Bart, take-a the Bonestorm.
Mario: The store, she's-a so rich. She'll-a never notice.
Donkey Kong: Duh, it's the company's fault for making you want it so much.
Lee Carvello: Don't do it son, how's stealing that game gonna improve your putting?
Sonic: Just take it! Take it take it take it take it! TAKE IT!
 
Animaniacs:
Yakko: You expect us poor, innocent children to climb up dangerous scaffoldings, and paint naked people all over a church?
Warner Brothers (and Sister): We'll do it!
Yakko: But we're not doing it for the sake of art, and not doing it for the sake of money. We'll do it because... we like painting naked people.

I picked one random quote out of all of my favorites.