Absolute Best Lines In Cartoon History

 
Buster: Whoo-hoo! Look at me! I'm a kangaroo!
Arthur: Come on, Buster, it's my turn now.
Buster: You had it for 48 bounces. I've only had 22... 23...
Arthur: But you had it for longer.
Buster: So? I can't help it if I hop slower.
Arthur: Sometimes I wonder whether all best friends fight. Like, did Orville and Wilbur Wright ever argue with each other?
Wilbur: Give me a push, Orville.
Orville: You got to fly it last time.
Wilbur: That wasn't a real turn.
Orville: Aah, forget it. If you won't take turns, then everyone can just ride the train for the next century.
 
Candace: Mom! Phineas and Ferb are making a title squence!
Candace: Mom! Phineas and Ferb are making a Christmas Special!
Candace: Mom! Phineas and Ferb are digitally tuning my voice!
Candace: Mom! Phineas and Ferb are making a Halloween Special!

Candace: You see Mom?! *Phineas and Ferb's Football X-7 Stadium is gone* Absolutely nothing. Oh, I'm thinking some very unlady-like things right now.
Candace and Eliza: *thumbs up* That's our girl.
 
Tommy: You're so nice.
Timmy: Yeah. And really, really generous.
Tommy: Like when you have candy you always share. (points at Buster) Aah. I want to be just like you when I grow up.
Buster: Really? Wow! I'm a role model. You want some gummy eels?
(Tommy and Timmy eat the gummy eels while Buster gasps)
(a paper bag is thrown at Buster)
Tommy: I like being nice and honest at the same time.
Timmy: Me too.
 
Jimmy: Now all we need, are those extension cords.
*silence*
Eddy: What's taking Ed so long?!
Meanwhile...
Ed: Hu hu hu hu hu.
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From Penguins of Madagascar:
Private: Anemesia mist! Fantastic!
(sprays himself, so he forgets)
Private:Anemesia mist! Fantastic!
(sprays himself, so he forgets)
Private: Anemesia mist! Fan--tastic.

Dr. Blowhole: This is the last you will see of Dr. Blowhole! Mwa-ha-ha-ha!
Skipper: Good, run.
Dr. Blowhole: Wha-, oh. I mean, this is the last you will see of anything! Mwa-ha-ha-ha!
Penguins of Madagascar is always hilairious.
 
Uncle: Magic must defeat magic!
Uncle: One more thing!
Uncle: You want (*insert something the heroes need in order to save the day here*), yes? Then you will (*insert whatever object or action Uncle needs here*)!
 
"But Mario, I'm allergic to mountains!"

Luigi, Super Mario Bros Super show

"Yessssssssssssssssssssssssss"

Megatron, beast wars.


"That's just Prime."

Optimus Prime, Beast Wars.


The rest of these quotes are from Transformers Prime

"You painted my PAINT JOB! TIME FOR SURGERY!"
-Knockout

"Bulkhead, I NEEDED THAT!"
-Ratchet

"Bulkhea-"

"What, Ratchet, YOU NEEDED THAT?"
-Bulkhead and Ratchet

"Hey Optimus, wanna see something funny?

"No."

Optimus and Jack.

"Arcee, aren't you a motorcyle, shouldn't you know how to build a motorcyle engine?"

"Jack, you're a human, can you build me a small intestine?"

-Arcee and Jack

"BEHOLD! The power of DARK ENERGON!!!!"
-Megatron

"Wait, you guys fought robot zombies without ME!?"

-Miko

"I was foolish to never see it, Bulkhead, Decepticons will NEVER change their ways.... Megatron must be DESTROYED!"
-Optimus

"The prophecy is now, of Unicron!!"

"Wait, Unicorn!?, You know prances around all sparkly!?"

-Miko and Ratchet




YEP THATS ALL I GOT.
 
"If we catch Kira, he is evil. If he rules the world, he is justice."
 
Majin Vegeta said:
*Insert DBZ quote here*
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"I am the hope of the universe... I am the answer to all living things that cry out for peace! I am the protector of the innocent, I am the light in the darkness! I am truth. *Dramatic pause* ALLIED TO GOOD! NIGHTMARE TO YOU!!!"

~Goku's speech to Frieza in the '99 and Remastered FUNimation dub of Dragon Ball Z.