Absolute Best Lines In Cartoon History

Spongebob: Here lies Patrick Star's nose. R.I.P. All Patrick wanted was to be like us, and we punished him for it.

Squidward: Who cares? At least now that big moron will leave us alone.

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I heard that!
 
Pyro said:
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NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!
 
Vicky: Hey, someone is going to steal the car I'm stealing!
 
You stole my only candy bar! Now, I'm going to starve!
 
The episode where Spongebob and Patrick are swearing is just filled with golden lines, and it got even better when Mr. Krabs started swearing.

Spongebob: *dolphin chirp*
Sailor: Did he?
Pirate: Aye, he did.
 
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