Absolute Best Lines In Cartoon History

[Pyro]

My cramp's getting a cramp...

C R A M P C E P T I O N

That's exactly what I thought when I heard that.

 

[Gumball Machine]

Spongebob: Here lies Patrick Star's nose. R.I.P. All Patrick wanted was to be like us, and we punished him for it.

Squidward: Who cares? At least now that big moron will leave us alone.

I heard that!

 

[Mariomario64]

I lol'd

 

[Pokemon DP]

excuse the video quality

 

[Pyro]

(why do we always have to vertically stack our videos?)

 

[Mariorules25]

Homer:There dogs and there playing poker *laughs really loud*

 

[UltraMario]

 

[GalacticPetey]

IT'S OVER 9000!

(I couldn't resisit)

 

[Lario]

(Ed Edd n Eddy videos)
(why do we always have to vertically stack our videos?)

You forgot this gem:

"I'm a woodpecker! Except with dirt.

 

[Pyro]

"I'm a woodpecker! Except with dirt.

How the hell did I forget that?! I loved that line!

 

[Mario4Ever]

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(why do we always have to vertically stack our videos?)

fixed

 

[ShyGuy27]

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!

 

[Ray Trace]

Vicky: Hey, someone is going to steal the car I'm stealing!

 

[UltraMario]

Vicky: Hey, someone is going to steal the car I'm stealing!

S T E A L I N G C E P T I ON

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

You stole my only candy bar! Now, I'm going to starve!

 

[Mariomario64]

Vicky: Hey, someone is going to steal the car I'm stealing!

I think I saw that episode recently.

 

[Mijzelffan]

Rarity is hilarious when being a drama queen.

 

[yoshidude99]

This is one of the reasons why this show is so awesome

 

[Gumball Machine]

The episode where Spongebob and Patrick are swearing is just filled with golden lines, and it got even better when Mr. Krabs started swearing.

Spongebob: *dolphin chirp*
Sailor: Did he?
Pirate: Aye, he did.

 

[Lario]

This is incredible:

 

[User4042]

[quote author=Dukey from Johnny Test]OK... I'm gonna... FREAK OUT NOW!!!![/quote]

 

[UltraMario]

Skip to 1:37.

 

[yoshidude99]

 

[GalacticPetey]

"Bang"
-Frieza, Dragon Ball Z Kai