Bad wishes aren't always bad wishes

[User4042]

Granted, but you start liking Fruit by the Foot.

I already like that.

We stay as humans (since you said humans never develop into an intelligent species, I assumed you meant into a more intelligent species) and are just fine.

I wish that I was banned from the Super Mario Boards for a week.

 

[Boozooka]

Granted, it was an accidental ban, and they promote you to make up for it.

I wish Japan disappeared.

 

[Fazer]

Granted, while Japan sinks into the ocean, Atlantis suddenly appears on the Earth, helping the world economy.

I wish I was sentenced to death.

 

[RedShell]

Granted, but your lawyer saves you and proves you innocent.

I wish I went turbo.

 

[Lolcrawler]

But then you are good at it

I wish that this wish was bad

 

[Boozooka]

Granted but sus.

I wish the miracle never happen.

 

[Giga12]

Granted, but your use of a specific preposition means that another miracle happens.

I wish McDonald's was the only restaurant around.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

Granted, but it gets more healthy.

I wish that everyone in existence died.

 

[Lolcrawler]

But then someone destined to be your worst enemy, named "Everyone I. Nexistence" died

I wish that I was a goomba

 

[Giga12]

Granted, but you are the Goomba King.

I wish I was possessed by a ghost.

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

Granted. The ghost makes you powerful.

I wish they stopped making Zelda games.

 

[Natalie J.]

Granted, but an anonymous company makes a series exactly like it.

I wish i fell off a cliff.

 

[Giga12]

Granted, the floor is made of sponges which cushion you.

I wish I played in traffic.

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

Granted. You don't get run over.

I wish I had a car accident.

 

[Giga12]

Granted. You survive unscathed.

I wish Sakurai died.

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

Granted. Miyamoto takes his place and makes SSB4 the best it can be.

I wish Iwata died.

 

[Lolcrawler]

But then better games are made in his absence, and then he comes back to life all happy

I wish that got into smash

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

Granted. She replaces Jigglypuff.

I wish was in SSB4.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

Granted, but only as an assist trophy.

I wish that I got smacked in the face. Hard.

 

[Lolcrawler]

good

I wish that I had to fart every six seconds otherwise I die

 

[Fazer]

Granted, you fart oxygen.

I wish I was in a car accident.

 

[Stargazing]

Granted, you survive with minor injuries.
I wish my house set on fire

 

[Giga12]

Granted, the fire destroys nothing apart from a few roof tiles.

I wish all the videos of MST3K on the Internet were taken down. (Yes, I'm a MiSTy)

 

[YoshiMonsta]

Granted, but they decide to make a new series even funnier.

I wish that I was blind.

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

Sorry. Can't make that good.

I wish they gave Pink Gold Peach her own game.