Yeti's Lair!

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melonwad

Koopa Troopa
Basically, you are trapped in the yeti's lair. The yeti does not like it's hostages to escape. You can have one item (which you post), to try and escape with. Be creative, you never know what'll work. Basically, I'll write a paragraph or so detailing your attempt, and at the end either put FAILED or SUCCESS!

IMPORTANT STUFF:
Most attempts will fail.
You can only bring one item.
Don't say anything about how "unfair" I am. This is mainly for both mine and your fun, not actually escaping.
Please, try not to make too many attempts in a single day.

You can try as many times as you would like!

Attempts will be posted in red like below.

Here's a short example:

I bring a bottle of water.

L e o n .S. K e n n e d y:
Leon takes the bottle of water he has, and throws it at the yeti. The yeti's lair is cold, and so the water is frozen. It hits the yeti, and distracts him momentarily. Leon takes the chance to try and run out. The yeti notices him missing after a few minutes, and throws the water bottle back at Leon. The yeti is quite strong. LEON=MINUS ONE HEAD.
FAILED

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Mario4Ever -SubSpace Gunship

You call upon the Subspace Gunship and it appears before your eyes. Being as that is so the cold you are unable to open any of the door because they are completely frozen shut. The Yeti spots you tugging and pulling at what looks like a club to the yeti. He picks the ship up and slams it down on you. You = Dead
FAILED
 
Nabber - Your Yeti-Destroying-Person-Transporting-Cold-Immune-Unstealable device

Your Yeti-Destroying-Person-Transporting-Cold-Immune-Unstealable device quickly goes to work and goes straight for the yeti. The giant yeti see what he thinks is an ant moving steadily towards him and flicks it against the wall. While this is all happening you were heading for the exit when all of sudden your Yeti-Destroying-Person-Transporting-Cold-Immune-Unstealable device slams into your back and slams you into a wall with it. You die. Yeti-Destroying-Person-Transporting-Cold-Immune-Unstealable device breaks due to the force of the yeti's strength.
FAILED
 
God why didn't I bring a Portal Gun?
Anyway, you're just going to end all of these attempts in a Fail, aren't you?
Also, it should have destroyed the yeti. Why didn't it?
 
The yeti is giant and your object seems liked ant to the yeti. Yeti's don't like bugs and the first post says most attempt will fail and this is for amusement.
 
I bring a dead cat.

:posh:
 
GutsehMan - Portal Gun

You walk to the yeti and give your portal gun as a gift in hopes of trying to escape. The takes your portal gun and start shooting random portal everywhere. You sit and wait and clap as the yeti plays with the portal hoping to make him happy. You slowly start creeping your way to the exit after watching the yeti do stupid things with the portal gun. The yeti sees you try to escape and now understand how to use the portal gun. The yeti shoots one at the moon and one in front that you unfortunately step in and end up on the moon. You gasp for air as there is no oxygen and die.
FAILED

Smasher - Dead Cat

The yeti is a lover of all things especially when they are alive. The yeti spots your dead cat and accuses you of killing it. They yeti doesn't like animal cruelty and decides to kill you.
FAILED
 
ewe
I give the yeti a gift. The gift is 3 magic wishes. The yeti can't bring me back however and can only wish 3 wishes. 8)