Yeti's Lair!
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Nabber
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This is really stupid. You take our items and use them in ways that are basically, "You have an object but the yeti destroys it so it doesn't do anything." If someone brings a Portal Gun, then he portals, not gives the gun to the yeti. (DUH.) If someone brings Chuck Norris, well, HE'S FREAKING CHUCK NORRIS.
I bring Mr. T.
I bring Mr. T.
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GutsehMan said:
Doom Shroom's better. Just saying.
Revin
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I bring a box that contains 1 Billion ring, Seven Chaos Emeralds, and Sonic, Shadow, Silver, Tails and Knuckles.
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Here's what I got so far the rest are coming soon!
Lonlinees - Cuteness
So you decide to finally show yourself after hiding amongst everyone hoping the yeti took you by mistake because everyone else looks hideous. You slowly make your way to the yeti and he freak out. He thinks your so cute and decides to feed you. You haven't eaten for days so you take advantage of the food. While you busy eating the yeti quickly carves a cage out of an iceblock. The food is so good you don't see the yeti set the cage in front of you and lead you in with a food trail. The yeti says your the cutest thing he has ever seen and will never let you go.
FAILED
Smasher - Teddy Bear
You present the teddy bear to the yeti and the yeti instantly gets upset. It reminds him of his epic battle against the Giant Bear last year he tangoed with in the mountians. Unfortuanatly there is only one Giant Bear and no offspring, the yeti killed the giant bear and barely survived. During the yeti's flash back he kills you instantly because of his fear.
FAILED
PokemonMaster - Self
You like no one else in the cave decided to bring nothing but yourself. You present yourself to the yeti claiming you understand why he is keeping you all in the cave and explain that you can help him curb his addiction. The yeti is a reasonable creature and listens to you for a while and then begins drool. The drop of drool falls from the yeti mouth and surrounds you in sticky yeti drool. You drown.
FAILED
GutsehMan - Can of yeti killing items, Halapeno, cherry bombs, Squash from Pvz, a star trek phasher, an anvil from WB
You begin by offering the yeti the Jalapeno, hoping the yeti would think it's to hot and have to get a drink. You plan back fires and the yeti can no breathe fire and accidently burps in your direction lighting your cherry bombs on fire and causeing the star trek phaser to be destroyed and killing Squash. You were able to escape the blast and dart for the exit. But were did that anvil go you say. The explosion caused the anvil to launch into the sky and land on top of you during your escape.
FAILED
Donut - Mr. T
So Mr. T being the not so awesome person he thinks he is. Chucks one of his mohawk grenades at the Yeti. Seeing as Mr. T has no sense of how he looks he is terribibly frighten at what the yeti looks like he runs away. You are left to stare at the Night Elf Mohawked Yeti for the next 50 min. The yeti hates WoW so he decides to kill you for bringing Mr. T and his Night Elf Mohawk Grenades
FAILED
Lonlinees - Cuteness
So you decide to finally show yourself after hiding amongst everyone hoping the yeti took you by mistake because everyone else looks hideous. You slowly make your way to the yeti and he freak out. He thinks your so cute and decides to feed you. You haven't eaten for days so you take advantage of the food. While you busy eating the yeti quickly carves a cage out of an iceblock. The food is so good you don't see the yeti set the cage in front of you and lead you in with a food trail. The yeti says your the cutest thing he has ever seen and will never let you go.
FAILED
Smasher - Teddy Bear
You present the teddy bear to the yeti and the yeti instantly gets upset. It reminds him of his epic battle against the Giant Bear last year he tangoed with in the mountians. Unfortuanatly there is only one Giant Bear and no offspring, the yeti killed the giant bear and barely survived. During the yeti's flash back he kills you instantly because of his fear.
FAILED
PokemonMaster - Self
You like no one else in the cave decided to bring nothing but yourself. You present yourself to the yeti claiming you understand why he is keeping you all in the cave and explain that you can help him curb his addiction. The yeti is a reasonable creature and listens to you for a while and then begins drool. The drop of drool falls from the yeti mouth and surrounds you in sticky yeti drool. You drown.
FAILED
GutsehMan - Can of yeti killing items, Halapeno, cherry bombs, Squash from Pvz, a star trek phasher, an anvil from WB
You begin by offering the yeti the Jalapeno, hoping the yeti would think it's to hot and have to get a drink. You plan back fires and the yeti can no breathe fire and accidently burps in your direction lighting your cherry bombs on fire and causeing the star trek phaser to be destroyed and killing Squash. You were able to escape the blast and dart for the exit. But were did that anvil go you say. The explosion caused the anvil to launch into the sky and land on top of you during your escape.
FAILED
Donut - Mr. T
So Mr. T being the not so awesome person he thinks he is. Chucks one of his mohawk grenades at the Yeti. Seeing as Mr. T has no sense of how he looks he is terribibly frighten at what the yeti looks like he runs away. You are left to stare at the Night Elf Mohawked Yeti for the next 50 min. The yeti hates WoW so he decides to kill you for bringing Mr. T and his Night Elf Mohawk Grenades
FAILED
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LuigiNo. 1 - Crash Bandicoot
You and Crash decide to try and get the yeti to chase Crash around hoping that he hits the Nitro box crash brought in order to help you out. Crash uses his spin attack to hit the yeti to get his attention. Crash hits the yeti so hard that force bounces him back into the Nitro box. The Yeti see's the explosion and thinks they are fire works. They yeti claps in excitement and icycles fall from the ceiling killing you.
FAILED
Donut - Success
You bring with you success an item so precious that only means that you will succeed. You manage to distract the yeti successfully in order to make your escape. But wait how long does success last it can't be forever. While running for the exit you slip and begin to slide, unable to stop yourself you slide head first into the wall cracking her skull. You bleed to death.
FAILED
Epic Nitwit - box that contains 1 Billion ring, Seven Chaos Emeralds, and Sonic, Shadow, Silver, Tails and Knuckles.
You open your box and right away the yeti is intriqued by the shiney Chaos Emeralds and Rings ignoring Sonic, shadow, Silver, Tails, and Knuckles. He pulls out his emerald, which happens to be the Master Emerald and unknowing makes the power of the choas emeralds next to nothing. You run for the exit as Sonic and everyone flees for their life. Sonich Dashes for the exit while in the process saws you in half during his dash. Sonic and everyone else escape while your body lies in the cold earth. As for the rings the eats them because he thinks they are cherrio's.
FAILED
Smasher - Melonwad
You present melonwad to yeti screaming that if your not allowed to leave this cave that you will end melonwad's life. The yeti calls your bluff and grabs melonwad for he is the Yeti's Keeper. With melonwad safe with the yeti. The yeti decides you need to be punished and buries you in the ground. You die.
FAILED
You and Crash decide to try and get the yeti to chase Crash around hoping that he hits the Nitro box crash brought in order to help you out. Crash uses his spin attack to hit the yeti to get his attention. Crash hits the yeti so hard that force bounces him back into the Nitro box. The Yeti see's the explosion and thinks they are fire works. They yeti claps in excitement and icycles fall from the ceiling killing you.
FAILED
Donut - Success
You bring with you success an item so precious that only means that you will succeed. You manage to distract the yeti successfully in order to make your escape. But wait how long does success last it can't be forever. While running for the exit you slip and begin to slide, unable to stop yourself you slide head first into the wall cracking her skull. You bleed to death.
FAILED
Epic Nitwit - box that contains 1 Billion ring, Seven Chaos Emeralds, and Sonic, Shadow, Silver, Tails and Knuckles.
You open your box and right away the yeti is intriqued by the shiney Chaos Emeralds and Rings ignoring Sonic, shadow, Silver, Tails, and Knuckles. He pulls out his emerald, which happens to be the Master Emerald and unknowing makes the power of the choas emeralds next to nothing. You run for the exit as Sonic and everyone flees for their life. Sonich Dashes for the exit while in the process saws you in half during his dash. Sonic and everyone else escape while your body lies in the cold earth. As for the rings the eats them because he thinks they are cherrio's.
FAILED
Smasher - Melonwad
You present melonwad to yeti screaming that if your not allowed to leave this cave that you will end melonwad's life. The yeti calls your bluff and grabs melonwad for he is the Yeti's Keeper. With melonwad safe with the yeti. The yeti decides you need to be punished and buries you in the ground. You die.
FAILED
I bring unlimited immortality and the ability to teleport flawlessly wherever I want. The immortality places me at an age where I am physically and mentally fit, so I am not a baby or an old geezer either. The ability to teleport cannot be messed up by anyone else, and if the Yeti grabs me while I teleport, I still teleport successfully without the Yeti, thus making it impossible for him to stop me. Also, there is no Yeti where I teleport, as I teleport into the Pentagon.
Weapon: Make the Yeti read scary stories (Creepypasta)