The what if game

Then you would have to add a word that stars with h (to get AAAAAAAAAAAAH!).

What if Baron Brrr and Topmaniac weren't as easy as they are?
 
Then it'd be so hard, not even a caveman George Bush could do it!

What if Smiddle was actually an evil cyborg bent on torturing people like in Saw, which was a really stupid movie and I'm glad I never saw it?
 
Then he'd kill j00 if he met you in RL.

What if all forum users were either male or female?
 
It wouldn't much different

What if life didn't suck ?
 
Then everything would be happy-go-lucky.
Life sucks, but I can live with it.

What if Purple Coins would pwn Red Coins?
 
Then pwning wouldn't exist.

What if 216, 40, 1850 and 25 weren't the numbers of Red and Purple Coins as well as Silver Stars in SM64DS and SMG?
 
Then we would have some tea partys

What if I didn't find a "t"?